having your parents' guests over

[stringbeans]

i fucking hate it.

i cant even shower right now because they're all in the washrooms right now or something. and one of them's staying in my room so im typing this as they're going through their luggage behind me. also, i have no idea where im going to sleep tonight. i COULD sleep on the floor downstairs in the same room as my dad but then he'd keep me up with his snoring all night.

also, i got yelled at when they came back for having my bbq still out on the patio. when guests come stay over its like they have to show off how clean the house is, so cleaning becomes almost an obsession. well THIS ISNT A FUCKING HOTEL

someone let me come stay over! PLEASE!

[mugsy]

ouch john, i feel for you.
i got kicked out of my room recently as well, with out much warning and the flu.
i just stayed really really bitter and planned how i would get them all back as i lie awake unable to sleep. then i drew my bitterness, and i felt better.

have some cookies.

[trance4life]

john i wont offer my house but if you can break into neal's you can stay there until he comes home...

ya i hate when ppl stay over at my house as well

[justin]

oh i hear you on the extreme clean factor, my parents like the house to look so spotless that it looks un-lived in
they go nuts over this, especially my mom

[stringbeans]

im so happy people understand how it is!! i hate it so much

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

well i told u to come out tonite! but u suck and want to rest up for the ravey rave

[Grapes]

PRANK!!!

Put something nasty in their luggage!

Use all your simmering hatred to help you come up with something sufficiently EVIL.

[stringbeans]

^^ im hoping i gave them all my strep throat! BITCHES

update: they're gone!

[Silverwinged]

I would have offered my place, but then you would have kept me up all night listening to Hung. And you probably wouldn't have liked the East side... Its pretty ghetto fab out here.

[~lazee_grrl~]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

^^ im hoping i gave them all my strep throat! BITCHES

john..u had stre throat?..is that why my throat is hurting like a bitch...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!..damn me for making u drink my wine..

[~god~]

put poison in their food..
then dump their corpses in an alley somewhere.

then you can sleep in peace... in your bed.