my roomates ate my pizza!

tahiti__treat · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

i orderd pizza monday nite n left a few pieces in the fridge and went to my moms house then i come back n my fuckin roomatesate my pizza! i hav no food here cuz im nevr home and i'm completely starving ! grrrrr

~god~ · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

what kinda pizza?

jawa · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

pee on the roomates toothbrush

Max Lazarus · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

Slit their fucking inconsiderate throats.

You'll see how much they like cold pepperoni when they're choking on their own blood.

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 04

Pour a little Syrup of Ipecac in their Mouthwash. :kam:

#6 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

Put something really yummy looking in the fridge but then secretly put like pet hair and weird shit all in it lol spit and such lol hahahahahha then when they eat it u can have a good laugh
come back to report on here so i can have a good laugh too lol

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

piss in their soda.
or.. er.. i'll do it if it is any easier.

tahiti__treat · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

it was cheez... n yes i plan to do sumthin evil to them... i think im gonna do sumthin with there toth brushes cuz i had to buy another one from it being contaminated by one of ther jealous fat gfs! urggghhi had no proof but i knew it was her! *tooth brush... meets lil dead ant bodies * hehe ewww thats gross but kinda funy in a way! thank god im outa here soon..

SteveO13 · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

my mom does that all the time

justin · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 11, 04

replace their facewash stuff with pizza grease

lildonkey · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Lazarus

Slit their fucking inconsiderate throats.

You'll see how much they like cold pepperoni when they're choking on their own blood.

i'm with him

Jen-E-03 · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

those assholes!!! EAT THEIR FOOD!!!

**sNyx** · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by tahiti__treat

i orderd pizza monday nite n left a few pieces in the fridge and went to my moms house then i come back n my fuckin roomatesate my pizza! i hav no food here cuz im nevr home and i'm completely starving ! grrrrr

this one time.. I was playing basketball with my roommate and then we finished and I walked into my house and then garbbed my ice cold coke-cola classic and then I used his can of ice cold coke-cola classic to cool me down and I used it to cool my armpits and then he walked in and drank it.

wait, or was that tv..

Josie · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

i say TAKE ALL THEIR PORN and burn it MUHAHHA

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 04

you're complaining about 6 day old leftover pizza?
they did you a favour.