dirty puppy smell.

[Sammy Skillz]

my dog needs a bath so badly.

he smells so gross. and it's not a cute gross smell. usually it's cute cuz he smells like a combination of baby, oatmeal and doritos.

but now he smells like straight up ass.

i want to take him to the puppy spa but i can't take him in my car cuz i'll have to vacuum my car again.

i wonder if you can call people to make your puppy look and smell pretty again...like if they do house calls?

-s.

[M!SKA]

Maybe if you lived in Kits. They have everything for dogs in Kits!

In the mean time, please spray your stinky puppy with febreeze or something.
Mine smells sometimes too so we usually make her have a bath here. It's a horrible experience trying to get the dog in the tub and wash her, but its well worth it to get rid of the smell.

[~lazee_grrl~]

when we get lazy and don't bathe my dog for over a week..we spray this doggy cologne on him..it smells like coconuts..=)

[Sammy Skillz]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

Maybe if you lived in Kits. They have everything for dogs in Kits!

In the mean time, please spray your stinky puppy with febreeze or something.
Mine smells sometimes too so we usually make her have a bath here. It's a horrible experience trying to get the dog in the tub and wash her, but its well worth it to get rid of the smell.

my dog is a 120 pound german shepard :( he's a big bad mother fucker and hates bath tubs in the house.

my dad says i should go hose him down in the backyard...but i have 2 problems with that.

1. the hose? that's kind of ghetto.
2. i don't like cleaning him cuz he's so crazy and i always get wet doing it. it's just better to hire someone to do that kind of stuff.

i spray my dog with cologne too!!! when my brother and i buy cologne and we realize it smells like shit, we use it to spray my dog. it's cute cuz sometimes when my parents have a dinner party or something, we take my puppy to the spa and he get so pretty and i spray cologne on him and i even have little bandanas for him to match some of my clothes. so it's like he's my puppy twin.

cutest ever. but right now he's not so cute. well he is if you hold your breath.

-s.

[lildonkey]

shave him

[Grapes]

All dogs smell horrible.

Always.

[shorerider]

get a kitten.

[brokencrayon]

I wish I had a puppy :(

[rav3r gurl]

Originally Posted by shorerider

get a kitten.

cats suck

[Partizan]

just hose the sucker down

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Sammy Skillz

1. the hose? that's kind of ghetto.
2. i don't like cleaning him cuz he's so crazy and i always get wet doing it. it's just better to hire someone to do that kind of stuff.

if thats not pompous i have no idea what is...

my parents dog gets pretty out of hand when i wash it in their backyard...but thats part of the fun... animals are supposed to be fun... not stressful.

[Partizan]

Originally Posted by Partizan

just hose the sucker down

edit:

why dont you take him to a lake or something and play fetch?? thats fun me and my friends always used to go playing wit his terrier like that .. dont excpect not to get wet so wear trunks or w/e

let him go wild..

[Sammy Skillz]

we used to take my puppy to swim at the dog park at ambelside...until i found out that's where the sewage plant is and they dumb treated sewage into the ocean right around that area. I know it's treated sewage but still...i don't want my dog swimming in stuff that's come out of some random mother fucker's ass.

and plus all the dogs at the dog park are so mean to him. they're probably just jealous though.

it'd be cute if my parents built him his own little pool though in the backyard...IN THE SHAPE OF A DOG BONE!!!!!!! best ever.

-s.

[Partizan]

you should come to vancouver and take him to bunzen lake in north van ... theres a special lil area for dogs and ppl are really nice .. no playa hataz there

and theres no sewage plants in the area..

[Sammy Skillz]

i am in vancouver right now.

we used to take him to Ambelside in west van cuz it's closer than north van.

i tried taking him to this little secluded beach around where i live called Sandy Cove but the ugly old bitches who live on the beach yelled at me. they're just jealous too.

-s.

[Partizan]

wow that dog must be something if everyones hating on it

but then ugly old bitches are always cranky

[Sammy Skillz]

my dog used to be a show dog. that means in dogland, he was a model.

but now he's retired. so i guess he's kind of like the equivalent to Linda Evangelista in Dogland.

if i was some random dog, i'd hate him too. he's such a fucking snobby fag.

-s.

[Partizan]

i always wanted to have a dog .. but i cant stand the smell of wet dog ..

but then again cats dont smell so much better if you dont hose them down once in a while

edit : shiiiiiiit my 1000th post .. w00t