bird outside my window!

stringbeans · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 04

it woke me up at 6.30 with its calls! it sounded like a crying baby... what the fuuuuuuuuck

robyn · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 04

Hi John!

stringbeans · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 04

hi robyn!

robyn · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 04

John, have you considered puking in a bucket and throwing it on the bird, as per our discussion?

stringbeans · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 04

if i recall correctly, the plan was to fill the bucket with YOUR puke. and is this bird you speak of a-power? there is no need for secret codes here on form and kaos.

~lazee_grrl~ · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

john..open ur window and let it into ur house..IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!

sweet~kandy · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

I hate when Birds wake u up....

Every morning, or every second morning I always hear crows fighting. ( I wish it was just a little bird singing but NOO!) I have no clue why they are even by my house, have never had this problem before but they piss me off!!

charly · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

YOU LOVE THEM! YOU LOVE THEM LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

[oh, and btw.. i'll gladly contribute to this puke a-power bucket!]

stringbeans · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~lazee_grrl~

john..open ur window and let it into ur house..IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!

they dont call me birdkiller for nothing

and cheryl, the puking commences friday night. ill hold your hair while you go because im just sooo sweet.

charly · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by stringbeans

they dont call me birdkiller for nothing

and cheryl, the puking commences friday night. ill hold your hair while you go because im just sooo sweet.

yeah. i bet you just want to lure the baby bird in so you can eat it for breakfast!#%^@$

and friday.. i'll be there AND triangular.

stringbeans · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

really? you're coming?

charly · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

i don't know. what's on friday?

stringbeans · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

haha ill email you the details, im bored at work anyways

charly · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

haha sure. i didn't know something was actually happening. i just want to puke on a-power!

stringbeans · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

forward your reply to me cause im leaving work right now WORD

charly · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

i will if i ever get the email! :(

miss.myra · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

You're not leaving until 5 champ!

Carrie · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

i need a nap .. =( so tired

charly · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss.myra

You're not leaving until 5 champ!

it's too late.. he's gone.

and i'm email-less!#% ahhh

miss.myra · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

John is such a 'i'll give you a ride to brentwood at 5' fronter :(

charly · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

he's an "i'm sending you an email with all details" fronter too.

i think we should go ninja on his ass.

crackdragon · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

Kill one and hang it from a tree... I am told this will keep other birds away

_bRiTt · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

get the pellet gun out

charly · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

^ who needs the pellet gun when he can just do it with rocks.

that's why he's the bird killer. haha