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Nov 25, 01
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"DJ Ash" or "The Playdoh Kid" fuck if I care...
WHAT THE FUCK! I can't get over this SHITBAG of a STINKER of a kid! Everyone who donno, they had this fucken 12 year old SPINNING @ Simple. Now im all for this, he's 12, FUCK IF I CARE! If you put him on the tables for a party I PAID FOR, he just better be good, RIGHT? oh, your so WRONG! This 12 year old "Playdoh Kid" fucken STANK! Like a bodybuilder's underware after the Olympics, LIKE STANK! Apparently he was from the UK or SOMETHING, but it was like he shopped at HMV before coming to the party, thats what FIRST pissed me off, the same shit we hear feel BAD to have on out computers! THEN, oh to top it off, HE CAN'T, NOT A BIT, DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT, to beatmatch WHATS SO EVER! It was like he would HEAR the end of the current track coming, lay down a record, START that record, ANYWHERE near the end of the one playing, then let them go for 5 seconds, and then turn off the one that finished. WTF! It was HORRIBLE to listen to, beat matching? NO! Its like this kid knew how to overlap songs, and CALLED HIMSELF A DJ! I wanted to give the little shit a wedgie for fuck sakes! I COULD NOT stand it, like I was yelling STOP! SHUTUP! and had to leave the room! I mean, I give the kid congrats on wanting to start early, and go for it, BUT YOU DON'T PUT HIM ON THE FUCKEN TABLES AT A PARTY I PAIED TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC! Oh man, this is STILL pissing me off and it was like 9 HOURS AGO!
Myles. 
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Nov 25, 01
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hmmmmmmmm
does anyone remeber when they frist started to do something..wouldnt it have been cool for someone to give you the break you needed to do it big time?
i mean..you know you stink and theres people better then you out there...but really.... it would be nice to have to chance.... dont you think you would have taken it too? plus if he sucked your ass as much as you say he did then you could have gone to a diffrent room.
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Nov 25, 01
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ummm no!
what is this kid doing with ministry of sound if he can't spin worth shit? why don't they just put a monkey up on stage, i'm sure that'll attract more people than a curious little boy staying up passed his bedtime... what is his mom the founder of ministry of sound or something? and there was no other room when he was playing...
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Nov 25, 01
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That "kid" was a pathetic joke, I too am getting pissed off just thinking about him.
Hey Miles, I think he deserves a ATOMIC WEDGIE !!!!!!!!!!! and hell why not give his mom a slap while your at it. :105: mark
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Nov 25, 01
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fucken atomic man, show that kid what a real pain in the ass is! but ya, Gilkayo I KNEW someone would say that, and the bottom line is, YOU DON'T PUT A KID LIKE THAT ON! If I SUCK, and I mean STINK like that kid did, at say, pitching in baseball. now, its the final inning, and were leading by a run, its in the bag, WAIT, coach wants to put me into pitch, cuz I think it would be a good chance to try it... NO, the real world doesn't work like that, if you suck, THEN PRACTISE! Don't show up and not only make a fool of yourself, but ruin a good (how fucken long was he on for, I left after 20 mins) part of the party!
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Nov 25, 01
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aaahahhaha i got a phone call last night and someone told me that there was some 12year old spinning at simple. my first words were "whut the hecK?" then i thought it'd be cool kuz he was good. but i see i assumed wrong. ahha damn. miles you should've gotten up on stage and kicked his ass!!
ahha that would've been awesome! :Peenutt:
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Nov 25, 01
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LOL
I can almost picture you giving the Kid a Wedgie and his mom coming to his rescue. "Get your hands off my son" "He's only 12, you know and he's a profesional DJ!!!!" "Smack Smack Smack Smack" *snyx succumbing to the HUGE british woman* Quote:
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Nov 25, 01
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obviously he would bring his mom. i mean who would be giving him his bottles and burping him now and then? the bodyguards?
i cant believe u guys got jipped by payin to watch him spin. now im glad that i didnt attend this one. someone shouldve thrown a bottle of water at him orsumthin at least. u people say shit but i bet u 3/4 of u wont act on any of it. the money he got paid was prolly so cheap, like prolly a couple pokemon toys and some candy and a 'twisted' backpack.
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Nov 25, 01
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kk...I think you guys are being a lil to harsh now?? :(
I mean he's only 12...I do have you agree with you though...His mixing and collaberation wasn't all that good...But give the lil guy a break...!! I had the pleasure of talking to him and the Mom outside in smoke pit...I'm very happy I got to meet him and G-Child...I mean the kids in the Guiness Book of records guy!! I don't see your name in it...:D: So, give him so lil credit...Geez Plus quite a lot of people went to Simple to see Lock N Load and not Dj Ash!! What's up with having them no show...!? HUH...:047:
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Nov 25, 01
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should ASH change his name to CRASH???
Hmm! I have to agree with the majority that his mixing skills are horrible. The only reason he is a DJ is cuz his mom owns parts of Ministry Of Sound. Snyx, his mom is huge! Ha Ha!!! She was holding his records and shit. Funny shit. :160: I was glad to see ASH cuz its kinda cool to see a 12 year spin, BUT the promoters should seriosly consider getting quality DJs rather than sell tickets to a sideshow. Lock and Load should have shown up. :snyx:
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Nov 25, 01
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I found it funny his selling point was his age.
I didn't go to simple, thank god. But, I mean, I could give my 10 year old cousin a crash course in djing and from the sounds of things he would fair just as well, but with orginal track selection. It was more of a gimick then anything. He's only 12? and he's a dj!??!?! wow!
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Nov 25, 01
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his mom was there? haha. you should've went up to her and go "whoa jesus your son is awesome. and he's sooo high! i just talked to him" :Peenutt:
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Nov 25, 01
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Chubby Harry Potter
I'd have to agree that he can't mix to save his life.
He is on the bottom of the ministry of sound roster, but still ya know? He's had his decks for 18 months... and ya wouldn't have known. His mom is pretty much his manager... she is a club owner back in Manchester... and man he's 12... obviously she's going to come with him! I liked his shirt though... anybody else see it? Oh well... he's a damn nice kid...
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Nov 25, 01
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wasen't pleased..
i'm sure he's a nice kid and all
but when he played that"blow my whistle sandstorm song" i waas like nooooo fucking WAY! that used to be my favorite electronic song like 2 years ago........it's such a cheezy track it's INSANE! and the funny thing was everyone was going mental...where as i thought i was going to PUKE ALL OVER MYSELF!
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Nov 25, 01
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I didn't see him at Simple....but
I did see him at 7 Alexander St...
Here's my quick review... Like everybody I also wanted to watch a 12yr old rock the decks so I headed down to #7 to watch him. Several minutes before he went on you could see hoards of people huddling around the decks trying to catch a glimpse of the 4-foot nothing mystery man. The crowd was cheering and everyone was eagerly waiting for the youngster to start playing. I have to admit I was entertained by the entire concept and actually thought I was going to see an event I wouldn't forget. I was wrong :(.. The first mix in any dj's set is quite important and the kid missed the mix by a long shot. I figured he was a little nervous so I waited 4 more tracks before I decided that the kid wasn't sure what mixing was. His track selection was good but the kid had no rhythm or taste for the music. I can't say I saw his head bob once to his own beat. He did smile a lot and shake the hands of screaming drunken guys but it didn't seem like he liked what he was playing. I think the first thing he needs to do when he gets back to the UK is buddy up with a real dj and start learning the basics of mixing. Even if he starts with blending it will sound a lot better than completely cutting one track off and literally dropping another record on top. He has a long way to go. Any 12 yr old can drop track after track...heck my grandma could do it. Am I being too harsh on a 12 yr old? Nahh I don't think so considering the many talented other young 12 yr olds who are artists, brainiacs, piano players, actors, dancers, lip sync artists and a range of other things. Now since dj ash is so young he will have many years to better himself. I'd say by age 15-16 he will be rocking the mixes properly. By age 20 he should be traveling all over the world and by age 22 producing tracks for various labels. It's a risky idea to showcase talent that really isn't talent. Already there's a storm of controversy surrounding his visit to Canada and some people have been left with a bad taste in their mouth. Maybe it was some fancy wording by a promoter or maybe it was some smooth work by his booking agent. Who knows? Some other younger dj's that would eat ash for breakfast are Kid Koala and A-trak Here's some other young dj's and talent: Little Japanese radio dj's Some nice turntablism DJ VIDS
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Nov 25, 01
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but i dont think thats theres any reason for you to say hes bad. i think its better to say he can improve then to say he sucked. dj-form has some good points and it takes someone like him to show someone else what they could improve on. not just to say the kid sucked.
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Nov 25, 01
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I could get my 10 year old cousin to go on stage and suck, would you be cheering him on? and what is he in the book of records for exactly?
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Nov 26, 01
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Nov 26, 01
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Blame the mother!! Damn the mother pushing her kid to spin. :snyx:
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Nov 26, 01
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hahahaha his mommy was there .... man i missed that ... i never got to see that , now that would have made my day... but that only makes sense this they don't let minors take a plane w/o a guardian ... so i guess his mom had to come.
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Nov 27, 01
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