Dear Microsoft Paperclip,

[miss.myra]

I hate you, you're just such a smug asshole! You think you know everything (oh that's clever, tapping yourself on your paperclip head when I fuck up!), you can do a little dance to distract me from my menial tasks, but when I need help, you're useless.



Regards,

Myra.

[neoh]

that paperclip is why I use vi today.

[miss.myra]

I don't have a choice at work...I can't even change it to a cute little dog :(

[Silverwinged]

The dog is so cute! He like digs and stuff while you type... Maybe thats why I don't get any of my work done...

Just turn it off... Or go to the screen where you can type a question
"Why don't you just fuck off?" Its good for the stress.

[spunsugar]

I have the kitty. but on my old computer it wouldn't change. it was always the damn paperclip. he thinks he's hot shit

[ebbomega]

http://dave.crackfiend.org/paperclip.mpg

[Séguin]

mine is a puppy :)

[M!SKA]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

http://dave.crackfiend.org/paperclip.mpg

hehheheheheheh



*tap tap tap*

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[e_BoY]

i hate the paperclip

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by M!SKA

hehheheheheheh



*tap tap tap*

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

LOL!

Ps M!SKA! Thanks for the karma :D

[sNyx]

you can change him! .. but the wizard is fat.

[{dC!}]

The microsoft paperclip ... lol ! ! ! I get pure enjoyment about reading a hate thread directed to the one and only paperclip. hahaA! Tommorow wen im able to spread around karma again I will most definitly give you some :)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by neoh

that paperclip is why I use vi today.

Notepad whut?

[cerah]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I hate you, you're just such a smug asshole! You think you know everything (oh that's clever, tapping yourself on your paperclip head when I fuck up!), you can do a little dance to distract me from my menial tasks, but when I need help, you're useless.



Regards,

Myra.

I understand Myra... I understand.

*burns a stack of paperclips*

I hate Clip-It... he's an ass.

[rawb]

HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET

[SEAN!]

Fuck I Hate That Smug Asshole!>>>>im Gonna Chop His Fuckin head off!!

[sNyx]

Chop! Chop!

[~god~]

.....

[mapleleaf4ever]

I don't even install the Office Assistant when I load Office on Computers.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by neoh

that paperclip is why I use vi today.

I'm watching you use Office RIGHT NOW, you liar. ;)

[justin]

[neoh]

at home.



.. my secrets are out