Fucking bugs...

[cerah]

Thought you guys might like a lil laugh on a Monday morning ;)

So Ryan and me were driving back from Home Depot yesterday all ladidah with the windows down when all of a sudden I feel like sharp burning pain on my back. I start screaming ow and slapping at my back thinking it was maybe a cigarette butt of something someone flicked. I twist around to see if I got it and I see part of a wasp... in my pants

I start FREAKING out screaming there's a wasp in my pants as Ryan swerves into the parking lot behind a produce store. I flew outta the truck... ripped my pants off and jumped back in the truck. I didn't give a shit if a few people saw my butt I just didn't want a fucking wasp to sting my ass crack or anything... fuck that woulda hurt.

So Ryan shakes out the pants and squishes the fucker good n dead and I put them back on to go back home.

The lil fucker got me good too. Fuck did it ever HURT! Piercings... tattoos... whatever I can deal with that but unsuspecting stinging/burning pain for no reason sucks the fucking cock!

It's pretty fucking funneh when I look back on it tho.

[MissBehavior]

Thank you. I can always rely on you to give me a good laugh, even when I don't want to.

[cerah]

Heh... that's what I'm here for... random amusement.

[winger]

i got stung when i was a kid. i was putting on my socks when i felt a sharp pierce on my heel. the little guy must of flew into my socks when the laundry was drying outside.