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Sep 11, 04
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stupids lies that parents tell kids.
Like whats the point of telling kids those little white lies? "Oh there's a monster under your bed that will get you if you dont sleep!" Thanks mom. I'm really gonna sleep now. Then there's the ones that are really pointless. If you unscrew your bellybutton your bum will fall off. I was 4 how was i supposed to know? Good job uncle Dave. Now i'm not allowed near the tool box. Jezuz, parents.....
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Sep 11, 04
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"Careful, your Face might stick like that..."
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Sep 11, 04
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^ lol. my lil sis says: when parents say dont make that face it'll get stuck like that.. i think they're just saying that you have an ugly face and they dont want to look at you anymore.
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Sep 11, 04
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there is no tooth fairy!
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Sep 12, 04
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there's No santa.
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Sep 12, 04
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^^ yes there is!
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Sep 12, 04
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in my country theres alot of shit they say...
like for example if kids drink coffee they'll grow a tail ..and same thing with smoking cigarettes if ur bad the boogy man will take u away... good way of scaring the shit out of kids so they behave
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Sep 12, 04
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If you eat watermelon seed it'll grow in your stomach.
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Sep 12, 04
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"if you dont shut up i'll turn this car around and go straight home!"
riiiight.
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Sep 12, 04
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that would be funny if it was true... imagine giving birth to a watermelon
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Sep 12, 04
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come to think of it thats not very funny at all, theres some big watermelons out there haha
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Sep 12, 04
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Sep 12, 04
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i had a loose tooth once and i didnt want to take it out, so my parents being the asses they are told me i would die if i swallowed it. i wake up in the middle of the night and my tooth wasnt there anymore so i assumed i swallowed it and therefore would die. my sister told me i was running around the house yelling im gonna die! and crying. thanks parents, love you too.
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Sep 12, 04
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my bff got knocked-up when she was 15 and we were camping we meet some little boys and they asked if she was prego and she just told them that she had swallowed a watermelon seed
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Sep 12, 04
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"If you pick your scabs, you will get cancer."
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Sep 12, 04
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Sep 12, 04
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"if u keep playing with it, u'll go blind" (or it'll fall off)
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Sep 12, 04
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who cares what the docter says u dont need medication,for ure mental condition,chemical inbalances will make you more friendly,,,fucken liars they were to cheap to buy the meds,cocksuckin parents deserve to be shot.i love u mom and dad???????
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