Strippers who just aren't into it :(

[Goat]

Makes me feel guilty for being there. I try to take a little consolation in the fact that i'm not throwing loose change at her woman curtains, but still. She looked like she was gonna go home and cut herself, shit like that isn't erotic.
And ones who can't dance. It honestly looked like she was trying to polka to funky house. If i was naked up in front of 20 girls trying to hang upside down from a pole, on heroin, i could of done a better job. As long as no one was throwing coin at my bag, that is.

The whole night was made worthwhile though, from one girl. She was gorgeous, not in the 'i wanna pork the shit out her' sort of way, though i would if given a chance, but gorgeous in a confident " i enjoy my job" sensual one.
front row perv seats to her fun box helped too.

[krisamata]

this is the major reason why i enjoy burlesque ...

becuase they all seem to be having fun...they're all into it...its way way better.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Yes, nothing worse than a Stripper that looks bored.

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Yes, nothing worse than a Stripper that looks bored.

except for the person you're doing

[krisamata]

^^^ looking bored i mean


you dont wanna look down or up or over or behind or whatever and see this bored face

[mapleleaf4ever]

I've never had that problem. :)

[.funktr0n]

Originally Posted by Goat

Makes me feel guilty for being there. I try to take a little consolation in the fact that i'm not throwing loose change at her woman curtains, but still. She looked like she was gonna go home and cut herself, shit like that isn't erotic.
And ones who can't dance. It honestly looked like she was trying to polka to funky house. If i was naked up in front of 20 girls trying to hang upside down from a pole, on heroin, i could of done a better job. As long as no one was throwing coin at my bag, that is.

The whole night was made worthwhile though, from one girl. She was gorgeous, not in the 'i wanna pork the shit out her' sort of way, though i would if given a chance, but gorgeous in a confident " i enjoy my job" sensual one.
front row perv seats to her fun box helped too.

This is one of many reasons I don't go to strip clubs.

[Akeel]

Sniffers' Row

[robyn]

Maximillion, we did not send you away so you could partronize houses of ill repute and oogle naked ladies. You are there to obtain a rural education.

[P.A.R.T.Y]

haha, I like the descriptions of the night. Yeah, most of these strippers are lesbian man- haters. Maybe it was her last day and she just wanted to show everyone she how much she really cared about her job.

[frogprincess]

emo stripper!

[crackdragon]

^ hahaha

nothin more boring then strippers that arent into it

[Grapes]

Yes, nothing worse than a Stripper that looks bored.

Yeah, there is actually. It's called a stripper who is so coked up she doesn't know what the fuck she's saying.

I remember my friend got up to use the washroom..

"Where the HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING COME BACK AND WATCH THE SHOW, GAAAAAH"

That's the last time I go to a strip club on a Sunday. No wonder it's the Lord's day.. the entertainment sucks!

[Crazy Dave]

I got dragged for a bachelors party once. I was board and did not care much... One of the strippers seemed hurt or piss I was not leering at her. That was almost as cool as having our work banned from going in. Yea the girls at our work where too rowdy.

The Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

[neoh]

I may be the only one to say this, but strippers and women who take their clothes off for entertainment are not apealing at all.

[Hot Karl]

it's ok guys, because we all know

"Most of them are already dead inside."

Peter Griffin

[(val)Liam]

Originally Posted by krisamata

this is the major reason why i enjoy burlesque ...

becuase they all seem to be having fun...they're all into it...its way way better.

burlesque is an actual show...

[Kandyapple]

I feel bad when I see that. I remember going with some guy friends once. This one girl. she looked like she really didn't want to be there. She would not make eye contact with any person in the room. Just did her sad dance and staired at the roof or the back of the room. Took her cash and left.
I think she just needed the money but hated the job, and probably the men as well.

[Lady Dame]

Originally Posted by krisamata

except for the person you're doing

*made me laugh*

[e_BoY]

lol too bad fraser arms is closed. close to my house, no cover, cheap food, not hot bitches but none the less bitches.

[crookedking]

slap the tables at gyno row!!!

[Ragga_Wh0re]

theres nothing worse then a stripper with no tits,no ass,bad costumes,cant dance,and isnt into it.

[rawb]

"a lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying"

[Belms]

who notices a strippers costume? i know i dont, ur their to look at her parade around NAKED, not in a costume. second of all no stripper can dance, they all do their stipper regulated dance which basically is her pacing around and then opening her legs and kicking in the air. as for the no tits and ass. what strip bar have u been to. i feel very bad for u, u have been stripper deprived.

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

theres nothing worse then a stripper with no tits,no ass,bad costumes,cant dance,and isnt into it.

Well unless she's 12 or some thing hot like that.