Spiders in the shower.

[-ff-]

Stupid spider explosion.

So I'm in the shower trying to wash all the groggyness out of my head today, make it past the soap, make it past the shampoo, starting to feel human...
Look up - THERES A SPIDER ON THE CEILING.
SO I splash some water up there, trying to get him off, and he just sort of jumps off onto my bottle of conditioner.
FUCK YOU SPIDER! I couldnt get the tencious little bastard off without touching him, so I gave up and quit my shower early. Now my whole morning routine has been knocked out of wack. Little fucker.

[~lazee_grrl~]

i HATE that...i jumped into the shower one night..and there was a freakin big ass spider there...so i run outta the washrrom screaming...and ran right into my sister's bf..thank god i grabbed my towel..=)

[mapleleaf4ever]

Spiders are Gross. The End.

[hardstylin]

The itsy bitsy spider

Crawled up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider

Crawled up the spout again.

[MC Hammered]

I have mangled eyesight so everything is blurry when I am in the shower.

I see this "blob" and move closer to check it out and it's a big Wolf spider! :shake:

I'm glad I didn't freak out, slip and crack my head open! But I'm glad that I blasted it with my showerhead and flushed it down the drain.

[shift]

I think I heard somewhere that they like the moisture.

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

ewww at my dads last nite he told me he had a pet spider living in his hot tub inside his house (which no longer has water in it) so i went to look and it was fuckin HUGE. I bet it will crawl out and bite everyone in his house while theyre sleeping one night.

[PwInCeSs]

ewww
ok i think id die if i saw that margie
why wouldnt he kill it

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Originally Posted by PwInCeSs

ewww
ok i think id die if i saw that margie
why wouldnt he kill it

i have no idea... maybe cus its 'the pet'

[PwInCeSs]

thats sad
get a cat

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by ~Sc@ndelu$~

ewww at my dads last nite he told me he had a pet spider living in his hot tub inside his house (which no longer has water in it) so i went to look and it was fuckin HUGE. I bet it will crawl out and bite everyone in his house while theyre sleeping one night.

did you know that you eat approximately 2 spiders a year in your sleep?

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by ~Sc@ndelu$~

i have no idea... maybe cus its 'the pet'

get him a pet duck
that would be much cooler than a spider

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

haha DAAAAAAAAVE dont tell me about a spider ever touching my body let alone eating one lol.. ewwwww *shudder*

[PwInCeSs]

haha why a duck
altho it could live in his pool

[mapleleaf4ever]

Duck is quite good... especially with an Orange Demi Glaze served on a bed of steamed Cous-cous! :D

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

I want a fucking pet duck
someone buy me a duck :(

[PwInCeSs]

i will
for your birthday
when is it?

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

I have mangled eyesight so everything is blurry when I am in the shower.

I see this "blob" and move closer to check it out and it's a big Wolf spider! :shake:

I'm glad I didn't freak out, slip and crack my head open! But I'm glad that I blasted it with my showerhead and flushed it down the drain.

what kind hugeass drain do you have?

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by bungoshlung

what kind hugeass drain do you have?

I turned the shower head to pulsate mode and blasted it to bits when it was in the drain.

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by -ff-

Stupid spider explosion.

So I'm in the shower trying to wash all the groggyness out of my head today, make it past the soap, make it past the shampoo, starting to feel human...
Look up - THERES A SPIDER ON THE CEILING.
SO I splash some water up there, trying to get him off, and he just sort of jumps off onto my bottle of conditioner.
FUCK YOU SPIDER! I couldnt get the tencious little bastard off without touching him, so I gave up and quit my shower early. Now my whole morning routine has been knocked out of wack. Little fucker.

You need one of those showerheads that you can unhook and kill 'em where they sit.

[bungoshlung]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

I turned the shower head to pulsate mode and blasted it to bits when it was in the drain.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww

[rav3r gurl]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

I have mangled eyesight so everything is blurry when I am in the shower.

I see this "blob" and move closer to check it out and it's a big Wolf spider! :shake:

I'm glad I didn't freak out, slip and crack my head open! But I'm glad that I blasted it with my showerhead and flushed it down the drain.

just so that you know, if you send a spider down your shower drain, it'll come back up the sink twice as big in 3 weeks.

[bungoshlung]

^apparently its in bits

[charly]

Originally Posted by rav3r gurl

just so that you know, if you send a spider down your shower drain, it'll come back up the sink twice as big in 3 weeks.

not if you have the massaging shower heads where you can set it to the highest setting and kill the motherfucker.


it's reasons like this that i ALWAYS check my shower/shower curtain before i get in.
hell i check the corners/ceilings of all rooms i go into. i'm a little strange, i know. :(

[Grapes]

I think I heard somewhere that they like the moisture.

Who doesn't??