people who drive by, stop and telling you to pick up your female dogs piss

Moon · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

do you wanna come outta your car and suck it out of a straw motherfucker?

whats also worse (which happened today) was this bitch in one of those "engineer" vans drive by and tells me to pick up my dogs shit after i had just done so, minus a few lil dribbles which you cant pick up anyways.

so i tell her to come out and tell me what to pick up since there isnt anything there. so she threatens to write me a ticket. so i say under what grounds where is the evidence?

then she sighs and says "but sir....."

so i say "you dumb bitch. FUCK OFF!"

and she does

dumb cunt. i gotta figure out more ways to rudely tell these fucks to go eat shit.

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

that's why i don't have a dog.

mapleleaf4ever · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

Throwing the said bag full of doo-doo would make them get the point rather quickly.

trance4life · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

you tell em!

Moon · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

damn i got some serious aphasia going on when i'm pissed off. hahaha appauling

vesperstina · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

You're the most brutally honest person i know and it's motherfucking awesome!

You're worse than that one week of rage I had or when I get mad at telephone customer information personel employees.

stina.

Goat · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 25, 04

Should've dropped trou then and there and pinched off a loaf for her.
Would've made her think twice about stopping random people in the street, that's for sure.

Grapes · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 26, 04

LOL

Martin you and that dog are gonna get into a lot of trouble before all is said and done. This is like the 3rd story I've heard about your dog doing something socially unacceptable, and you telling the person calling her on it to go get fucked.

Keep up the good work!

PS ---> I *HATE* stepping in dog shit >:(

Moon · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 26, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapes

LOL

Martin you and that dog are gonna get into a lot of trouble before all is said and done. This is like the 3rd story I've heard about your dog doing something socially unacceptable, and you telling the person calling her on it to go get fucked.

Keep up the good work!

PS ---> I *HATE* stepping in dog shit >:(

hahaaha

that dog brings alotta unnecessary drama in my life =p but yeah dont fuck with her!!