Like seriously. How do shoes go missing?

[cheeseburger]

Poof, gone. I had them last night, and now their gone.

Creepy stuff

[frogprincess]

weird stuff happens to pimps

[miss.myra]

phase 1: steal kenny's shoes

phase 2: ?

phase 3: profit

[Sue Bitch]

^^^ lol
are you missing one or both?
probally didnt put them in the spot you thought u did
were u drunk when you took ur shoes off last night?

[justa~gurl]

maybe someone borrowed them.. or stole them cause they are mean...

someone stole my shoes once before..

i never saw them again.. =o(

[mapleleaf4ever]

How do Socks go missing in the Dryer? It's little mysteries like this that keeps us on our barren and oh so cold toes...

[cheeseburger]

WHAT ABOUT PANTIES!

[cheeseburger]

Ps -my shoes were found in the exact same place i left them.


Scully?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Those can be found in the Dressers of those creepy "Panty Sniffer" people... either that or the Undie Gnomes have them somewhere hidden beneath your House. There are bigger issues if you yourself wear Panties and not Underwear. ;)

[cheeseburger]

I have an amazing story about a panty sniffer from my old work. I wont say names or tell the story online.

Its better then any Seventeen mags "worst nightmare" of the month.

extreme not as funny short story
He got caught sniffing his sisters panties

[mapleleaf4ever]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

That so didn't help my Hiccups!

[trance4life]

damn shoes

[.muffy.]

damn shoe gnomes

[dapimpstress]

dude, one time i went to a dinner party.. and SOMEONE JACKED MY SHOES.. right like i had them when i went, left them by the door, as is polite, and fuckin they were GONE when i got BACK. what a fuckin JOKE eh?

[.muffy.]

^ woah...that's rough
I would've been so choked