Bitch jacked my hubcap!

[Magi]

Okay so I was going to Douglas today, and I was making a right turn at that corner where the Blendz is (by the cheapy theatres, 6th and I forget) going towards Timmy Hortons.

Anyways, I spot this hot chick at the corner, so naturally I had to look. It was pretty good. And then...

SCRAAAPE

I turned too close to the curb!

I keep going, thinking maybe I just scraped something, but I look in the rearview and I see my hubcap rolling along the street! I was like wtf! I saw some lady go and grab it, and start walking in my direction. I presumed she was going to meet up with me and give me my hubcap. I couldn't stop in the middle of the street, so I made a right at the Tim Hortons to find a spot. All the spots were taken, and those dumb New West police were hanging around outside eating donuts, so I couldn't park illegaly. It took me a few minutes to find a spot, and I did at the next block. I get out, and the woman is gone!

I went inside the Timmy Hoes (the p0lice were back inside to order round 2 or 3 or whatever) and she wasn't there. I then went to the Starbucks, and then the McDicks. The hot chick that kind of "caused" this little mishap was there, so I went in and chatted with her. She described the lady that took my cap, and that was about it. I would've tried to pull something, but I was a little miffed about the cap, and I had to get to school, and she looked kind of young. Besides, given my track record with this sort of thing (or lack thereof), I wouldn't have gotten anywhere. She was real hot though.

Yea that's my story. This sounds like something that would happen in Surrey, but for it to happen in my beloved New West...

oh well, thank goodness I drive a firefly :p a set of caps from Wal-Mart is cheapy, but it's the principle of the matter!

[jib monkey]

girls+firefly=hot sex. obviously any girl who isn't turned on by surreal gas mileage is crazy.