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Old Dec 20, 04
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fat people

Holy fuck.

I've just finished driving down to Portland, Oregon. Every single time I stopped to gas up or grab another redbull (out of the six in total for the drive) I was surrounded by fat americans. Now these people weren't just pushing a couple of pounds over the belt, we're talking about morbidly obese.

I just want to grab them by their fat jowels and shake their heads and tell them to "EAT A FUCKING SALAD AND PUT DOWN THE CHEESE STEAK!!!".

signed sincerly,


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Old Dec 20, 04
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yeah i dont understand how ppl let themselves get fat.. if i put on a few pounds, i go straight to the gym.. its a different story if ur born fat.. but yah ppl that let themselves get fat arent very smart.. its sad tho.. i feel sorry for them. i wanna help them all!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 20, 04
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i had my share of fatties 2day...


i got smooshed between 2 FAAAAAAAAAAT CHOOOOOORS on the bus...
so like uhm.. im 95lbs.. and the fat chor bitch was like 275?(wide mass)
and the fat chor kid was like 200?
shieeeeeet.. i had half a seat for myself.. the rest was taken up by their fat ass'
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ur 95 pounds? how tall are u ( if u dont mind me asking) :)
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95 lbs HOLY crap you must be tiny!
Um. I cant stand being surrounded by a whole bunch of Really obese people... i allways feel like im going to get crushed if i piss any of them off....
but then again ive got boney elbows YEAS! lol ok time for bed im making stupid posts... AH
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Old Dec 20, 04
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im like 5'1
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I have a three year old cousin who is attracted to fat people. One time when we went to Mac's she ran up to a fat guy to give him a hug.

is that the deal with Santa Claus? Marketing genius :)
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Old Dec 20, 04
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im like 5'1
i imagined you taller
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Old Dec 20, 04
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im like 5'1
ohhh that makes sense then! hehe cuz im like 5'5 or 5'6 and 110 and ppl are like eat a hamburger or something.. lol soo annoying
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Old Dec 20, 04
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i weigh 234578954046740 lbs... im gonna go eat a cheese cake now
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Old Dec 20, 04
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"I was in Vegas the other day... Been to Vegas recently?.. I noticed this one little thing, when I was down there... we have some FAT, FUCKING, PEOPLE in this country! It is out of control!!!

We gotta do something, because we've all got fat people in our families, and if we don't stop'em they're gonna start just blowing up!.. either that, or we'll have a country full of sumo wrestlers!"

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Old Dec 20, 04
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^hahahahah.. yah when i went to vegas i went to this restaurant.. ohh myyy it might of just been that particular restaurant but damnnnn was the food fatty and gross
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Probably not just that particular restaurant.

Come on people, what we need in this thread are sweeping generalizations.

BOY VEGAS IS FULL OF FAT PEOPLE. THEY'RE ALL FAT. BECAUSE THEIR FATTY FOOD RESTAURANTS MAKE THEM FAT. JUST LIKE ALL OTHER AMERICANS, WHO ARE ALSO FAT.
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Old Dec 20, 04
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a salad is rendered useless once u put on the dressing. thought u were smarter than that.
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Old Dec 20, 04
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i weigh 234578954046740 lbs... im gonna go eat a cheese cake now

i ate cheesecake yesterday :)

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ohhh that makes sense then! hehe cuz im like 5'5 or 5'6 and 110 and ppl are like eat a hamburger or something.. lol soo annoying
u should see my arms.. ppl dun believe me wen i tell them i eat ALOT.. until they see me eat..
usually everyone is like... EAT EAT EAT!!
damn european family.
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heheh yah! i eat more then a fat person does! but when someone says im too skinny.. it makes me mad.. cuz i like the size i am and thats the way its gonna be.. im not gonna go gain 20 pounds to make ppl feel better...like why do they even care.. im not unhealthy looking
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Old Dec 20, 04
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bahhhhh brings back traumatic memories being squished in long lineups at the likes of seaworld & universal studies awhile bac...... gives me goose bumps.....
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Old Dec 20, 04
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i work at superstore.. i see all the cheap fats that shop there

theres a regular woman, probably around 300ish pounds that has to walk with arm crustches

a week ago, this woman complains to me that she gets too tired from walking around in our newly expanded store. i would say she was at least 275.. well why the fuck do you think you get tired from grocery shopping??@!?!

the fattest would be a man thats around 6'5 and most likely around 400 pounds.. its fucking disgusting.

and the worst thing, they have the poorest hygeine
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Vegas has the most horrible food on the face of the earth. Taste and healthwise. But it's cheap-to-free, so people eat a lot of it.
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ever been to walmart?????
yes i seldomly shop there but come one the iesl are extra large for these people
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Old Dec 20, 04
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yes there a lot of overweight ppl out there...i just dont understand how ppl can let themselves get like that. going to the gym and eating right are so easy to do.
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Old Dec 20, 04
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i had my share of fatties 2day...


i got smooshed between 2 FAAAAAAAAAAT CHOOOOOORS on the bus...
so like uhm.. im 95lbs.. and the fat chor bitch was like 275?(wide mass)
and the fat chor kid was like 200?
shieeeeeet.. i had half a seat for myself.. the rest was taken up by their fat ass'
What's a chor?
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Old Dec 20, 04
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Core, would be my guess.


Fat folk freak me. Being geneticly thin, I fear I may disappear into one of their folds as their higher gravity sucks me in.
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Old Dec 20, 04
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At the Airport we don't have many fatties because if you can't fit in a Cessna, you must be the size of a Jumbo Jet. :p
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