my fucking cat

[frogprincess]

is such a noisy little bitch, i hate his fucking guts sometimes

[ty_guy]

i have a really annoying cat aswell, but i think it is partly because she is getting kinda old, she's 12. i've tryed thowing a stuff ball at her cause she has some strange fetish with my closet doors

so what i've started to to is blow in her face, she REALLY doesn't like that and i've had a few close calls but it has seemed to be working so far

good luck

[wum]

3/10 :392:

[Jeaninah]

My cat lives at my moms house and it dropped a dead bird on my moms face while she was sleeping. be happy your cats not that fucked up

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i hate his fucking guts sometimes

hahaa, so much hate. i bet you love him for real though.

[crookedking]

just throw the fucking thing in with the laundry.

that's what i did with my iguanas.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by crookedking

that's what i did with my iguanas.

how are they doing?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by gusto

how are they doing?

they're all dead now.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by crookedking

they're all dead now.

i figured they might be. direct result of going in the laundry, or years later as a result of the trauma?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by gusto

i figured they might be. direct result of going in the laundry, or years later as a result of the trauma?

i'm not sure. i can tell you though that guests weren't afraid to come back to our house after they died though.

[frogprincess]

a list of annoying things my cat does

1) sits outside of my bedroom door and cries until i let him in (this usually starts at 730am every morning)

2) scratches the carpet outside of my bedroom door if i do not respond to his cries

3) bites my face and chews on my hair once gaining access to my bedroom

4) fights back if he is punished for being naughty

5) bites my friends

6) climbs up my leg

7) attacks my hair when i am trying to style it

8) jumps up onto the stove and counter after i have sanitized them

9) climbs up onto the top of the kitchen cupboards and runs around like crazy

10) plays in the blinds

11) scratches my nice couch

12) puts his paw and face into glasses of water

13) gallops around the house making weird noises very late at night

[Gusto]

haha, what a cool cat

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by gusto

hahaa, so much hate. i bet you love him for real though.

you're correct

sometimes i wonder how i can love someone i hate so much :S

i told him this morning that i was going to kill him and then later this morning i let him play outside and while he was outside i did not want to have a shower just incase he wanted to come in or got attacked by a dog or something :Sx2

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by gusto

haha, what a cool cat

you want him??

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i told him this morning that i was going to kill him

he knew you were lying, because (and not many people know this) cats are actually smarter than humans. true story. you can't just make this stuff up.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

you want him??

no way, but thanks for the offer. the best thing about cats is the kitten stage and i'd feel ripped off if i missed that part.

[frogprincess]

he's not even one year old yet (his bday is 04/20/2004)



^^pic of sarah n mittens while sleeping

[Gusto]

cute, but still no. i've never actually had a cat before, and yours sounds like a huge jerk. :)

[mapleleaf4ever]

I'll have it... TO FEED TO MY GREAT DANE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sue Bitch]

^^^ you have a dog??? i have never seen it at ur house

anyways i have 3 cats and the youngest stubby loves to wake me up in the middle of the night for nothing and then when i have friends sleep over downstairs he usually ends up leaving a present for them at the end of the hall (usually a birds head)

[mapleleaf4ever]

How can you NOT have seen my Dog?!@#! He's 180lb and can stand 6 feet tall. lol Then again he is a lazy sunuvabitch and most likely was sleeping when you've been over. Remind me next time to introduce you to Elvis.

[dapimpstress]

my kitten is cute, but scratchy...

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

a list of annoying things my cat does

1) sits outside of my bedroom door and cries until i let him in (this usually starts at 730am every morning)

2) scratches the carpet outside of my bedroom door if i do not respond to his cries

4) fights back if he is punished for being naughty

5) bites my friends

6) climbs up my leg

8) jumps up onto the stove and counter after i have sanitized them

9) climbs up onto the top of the kitchen cupboards and runs around like crazy

10) plays in the blinds

11) scratches my nice couch

13) gallops around the house making weird noises very late at night

haha. :111:
Your cat sounds ALOT like mine, I edited out the things mine doesn't do. Sometimes he'll just decide to meow over and over again at the top of his lungs... lol

[Carrie]

there are seven cats in this house.

it's so cute when it's dinner time

[Jeaninah]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

How can you NOT have seen my Dog?!@#! He's 180lb and can stand 6 feet tall. lol Then again he is a lazy sunuvabitch and most likely was sleeping when you've been over. Remind me next time to introduce you to Elvis.

HAHAH ELVIS
my parents have a jack russel named elvis who weighs in at like 23 pounds..