waking up in bed in the morning and having to pee

[sidekick]

i'm sure you've all had the experience of being nice and warm and cozy in bed, but then you realize that you have to take a giant piss.

now, there are a few things that you could do. you could get out of the warm bed and face the cold, sterile walls and floor of the bathroom and just get it out of your system.

OR

you could just try to go back to sleep and hope that your body is old enough to know not to just...let go without your wakeful permission.

personally, i just roll over and forget about it, saving it for when i'm actually ready to get out of bed. i'm waiting for the day that plan backfires on me, but so far so good.

[decypher]

i just use my pedpan.

[~lazee_grrl~]

it depends on how badly i need to pee..but most times..i just go back to sleep..~

[CodaDrummer]

If it's uncomfortable enough to not let me get back to bed... I'll get up and go. Knowing you get to get back into that nice warm bed makes taking a pee all that more enjoyable.

[Bevvy Swift]

i always wake up with a raging hardon i have to pee so bad. like every morning!!

[crookedking]

i can never fall back asleep.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Cheez

i always wake up with a raging hardon i have to pee so bad. like every morning!!

whenever i find myself in that situation i just pet my hardon back to sleep.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i can never fall back asleep.

i can only fall back asleep if i don't get out of bed.

as soon as the covers come off and my feet hit the floor, i'm awake for the rest of the day.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i can only fall back asleep if i don't get out of bed.

as soon as the covers come off and my feet hit the floor, i'm awake for the rest of the day.

oh no! don't get me wrong, once i wake up having to "pee" i can't fall back asleep...unless i "pee"

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by crookedking

oh no! don't get me wrong, once i wake up having to "pee" i can't fall back asleep...unless i "pee"

ohhhh.

i usually can. i think my bladder knows that i'm the boss.

[Custard]

i find my bed is still warm when i return, and im able to sleep much better w/o annoyances.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

ohhhh.

i usually can. i think my bladder knows that i'm the boss.

are you saying that my bladder controls me? CAUSE IT DOESN'T YOU KNOW!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Custard

i find my bed is still warm when i return, and im able to sleep much better w/o annoyances.

damn rights.

[jomama]

I haven't had this problem for a REALLY long time, I just don't drink anything before I go to bed anymore I guess

[~god~]

every morning.
fucking high metabolism!!

I try to avoid it for a while.. then it starts to ache. then i get up and take the leak. when i get back, my room always seems lighter. then i can't sleep because of that.
Unless i sleep on my side facing the left walls... then the Jeanie appears and i can fuck her to sleep.
if i roll to the right (by accident).. batman will serve me in my dreams.

true shit.

[crookedking]

after reading that post i really want to check out the house of god.

[James]

morning pees are the best, its almost like the after sex pee

[mapleleaf4ever]

Or the imadeithomefrombeingdrinkingdowntownands houldhavepeedbeforeweleft pee... you know the one where you can stand 10 feet from the Toilet and still get it in for a good 5 minutes.

[miss.myra]

I have mashimaro slippers. MY FEET KNOW NO COLD!

[Custard]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

I have mashimaro slippers. MY FEET KNOW NO COLD!

AWSOME!!!



but to those who prefer to 'hold it', think about starting to drink alot of cranberry juice. it helps to hold it so you can get an extra few mins.

[galaxie]

I always try to hold it, then I usually toss and turn for a good 15 minutes in agony, only for my bf to say "Natalie! Just get up and go pee!"

:(

I never win!

[TheCooker]

A thunderous piss in the morning is so refreshing!

[mugsy]

i have a cement bedroom floor, and i sleep in the basement where the heat doesnt really come to in the morning. getting out of bed is an awful thing to do, but if i have ot pee, i get out and go. otherwise it hurts.
plus i can fall asleep again on problem. i can sleep sitting up.

[ty_guy]

i'm all for staying in bed but there are times where i've gotten the energy to get up and walk to the bathroom but when i reach the bathroom door i didn't have to go. so you can imagine how i felt after leaving my warm bed.


lesson learned: stay in bed

[mojo]

i hold it until i can hold it no more.
then i find my way to the bathroom with one eye open, half squinting. if i open them, i always wake up and cant fall back to sleep.