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Old Jan 16, 05
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bladder infection

I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I would really like to be able to pee painlessly and easily...BUT NO.

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Old Jan 16, 05
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From what I've heard, DRINK LOTS OF CRANBERRY JUICE.
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Old Jan 16, 05
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go down to any pharmacy and pick up some cranberry pills. take them with alot of water, and continue to drink at least one glass an hour. of course its awful because it makes you pee more and that fucking hurts, but it will clear out the bad stuff sooner.
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HARSH!

I've never had one, but I hear they are awful. Good luck with that. Ick...
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Old Jan 16, 05
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i thought cranberry juice was better for kidney infections?!?! or is it both?


cause i remember having many kidney infections when i was much younger... and i always had to drink cranberry juice..
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Old Jan 16, 05
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Cranberry juice is most recommended
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Old Jan 16, 05
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yeah it is.
cranberries\the juice makes you pee alot. i forget the actual medical term for it, but it flushes your uninary system.
if your prone to infections, take the cranberry pills. i do, and havent had an infection in 4 years!!
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Old Jan 16, 05
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i think i might have another one coming.. they're no fun. i did some online research yesterday and it said cranberry juice is better for preventing the infection..instead of having the infection and tryin to make it go away. but none the less id still drink lots of it.. remember to drink the pure cranberry juice not the cocktail stuff. take some vit c supplements and drink lots of water as well. if u start feeling pain in your stomach and want to pass out..GO TO THE DOCS. fortuntely last time i blacked out right when i stepped into the docs office..talk about timing.
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Old Jan 16, 05
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Drink an insane amount of water if you already have one. This is beneficial for flushing the bad stuff out of your system.
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Old Jan 16, 05
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yeah it is.
cranberries\the juice makes you pee alot. i forget the actual medical term for it, but it flushes your uninary system.
if your prone to infections, take the cranberry pills. i do, and havent had an infection in 4 years!!
I did a presentation on UTI's once and one of the things I remembered learning is that there is an acid in cranberries that is supposed to help kill bacteria and prevent growth. I don't think it's that it makes you pee more, however, I do know that the research on how cranberries help UTI's are not be 100% clear...

--Joanne :P

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Old Jan 16, 05
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ouch bladder infections...eh shitty

to put less strain on your bladder you might want to lay off soda or anything with fizz cause this will agrivate the situation. if it's really hurting advil/asprin is an obvious good idea. baths also help soothe the mind numbing pain..
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I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I would really like to be able to pee painlessly and easily...BUT NO.

:(

get some class you fucking idiot
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Old Jan 16, 05
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i truely feel sorry for you.
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to put less strain on your bladder you might want to lay off soda or anything with fizz cause this will agrivate the situation. if it's really hurting advil/asprin is an obvious good idea. baths also help soothe the mind numbing pain..
I'm curious to know how soda will aggravate the situation.

and considering baths increase your of UTI's, I'm going to have to disagree on having a bubble bath while you have a bladder infection.

--Joanne :P
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get some class you fucking idiot

Maybe her words weren't carefully chosen, but these things are much more common in girls than they are in guys and they truly are a pain to deal with :(
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Old Jan 16, 05
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I'm curious to know how soda will aggravate the situation.

and considering baths increase your of UTI's, I'm going to have to disagree on having a bubble bath while you have a bladder infection.

--Joanne :P
i only recommended hot baths because it soothes your muscles and relaxes you so you can manage pain much better, infact a hot shower may help just the same. i'd lay off on the bubbles/harsh soaps and such cause yes, they would not help. but i see nothing wrong with plain hot water as a remedy.

i should have been more specific about the soda thing, soda should be ok as long as it's not caffeinated. it's the caffeine that does you in. im not sure why but i know for sure it's a major irritant to your bladder (just as alcohol is). and you prolly dont want to be taking any pain killers with caffeine cut into it as well (ex. midol)..
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Old Jan 16, 05
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get some class you fucking idiot

hey hey hey! IM ALL ABOUT THE CLASS BUT WHO SAID IT WAS FIRST?!

anyways its just a bladder infection,its not like im bitching about the side affects of syphilis or something? grow up tool.

Ive downed a litre of cranberry juice,I feel like vomitting. Cranberry juice without vodka is revolting:(
One more litre to go GAH! I havent drank much water yet but I guess i should jump on it. I still cant pee. When i try to pee it feels like my bladder is trying to punch its way out of my pee hole!
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i only recommended hot baths because it soothes your muscles and relaxes you so you can manage pain much better, infact a hot shower may help just the same. i'd lay off on the bubbles/harsh soaps and such cause yes, they would not help. but i see nothing wrong with plain hot water as a remedy.

i should have been more specific about the soda thing, soda should be ok as long as it's not caffeinated. it's the caffeine that does you in. im not sure why but i know for sure it's a major irritant to your bladder (just as alcohol is). and you prolly dont want to be taking any pain killers with caffeine cut into it as well (ex. midol)..
shit i guess no bloffees for me today:(
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Old Jan 16, 05
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Drink Cranberry juice.. its a tasty way to clean out your system
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Old Jan 16, 05
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Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~
I FUCKING HATE YOU!

I would really like to be able to pee painlessly and easily...BUT NO.

:(
stop wiping back to front!!

i heard that causes the infection more times than not!
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Old Jan 16, 05
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^ if the cranberry juice is making you feel sickly, than perhaps try some of the cranberry pills?

bladder infections are so annoying, and way too common. :\

[edit: for goddessa, but way outposted!]
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Old Jan 16, 05
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stop wiping back to front!!

i heard that causes the infection more times than not!

and so do thongs,and g strings,and getting fucked too hard by too big of a cock,and holding your pee in when you have to pee which always happens with me at work:(
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Old Jan 16, 05
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Maybe her words weren't carefully chosen, but these things are much more common in girls than they are in guys and they truly are a pain to deal with :(
oh i know.... i'm sure it is extremely painful.... but just the way she said it... she could have been like "fuck this bladder infection is killing me it hurt so much.. etc etc etc"

but her and her dirty ass posts like " i love finger fucking myself blah blah blah and my vagina has a yeast infection " etc is getting disgusting.
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