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disrespectful house guests
i just got a letter from my landlord today summarizing the many complains of drunk driving, excessive noise, vehicular damage to property, and broken beer bottles, resulting from a small gathering i had on friday. i spent the past hour brewing up a juicy letter of response..
so on friday night after work i picked up a bottle of gin. that night, i was down for just chillin out and drinking.. around 10:00 my buddy calls me and hes like 'hey, can i bring a bunch of people over.. instagathering' I figure sure whatever.. so i tell him to come down. he comes down with a bunch of people, which is cool becuase i know most of em and havent seen em for a while...but was never actually freinds with em, just aquantences. anyways, things are cool and everyone is having a good time...until
one guy, we'll call him idiot gets drunk as fuck and passes out on my staircase... whatever no biggy. his roommate, well call him fuckass decides he needs to borrow roommates car b/c hes got a bunch of shit to do. idiot tells his roomamte no, b/c idiot has had a bunch of DUIs, and fuckass is wasted. fuckass tries to get the keys from idiot but is unsuccessful.
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things get heated and people are getting really loud.. my roommate starts kicking people out, and this one punk ive never seen before starts getting in his face. starts blabbing about how my roomate is disrespectful pointing at him and telling him to leave (whatever, its our place, we all work the next morning, so get the fuckoutman!) well this kid stabbed some kid on the bus last week, so hes feeling pretty big about himself... he refuses to leave and starts getting all hostile. pretty soon were all arguing and telling him to get out, and take his attitude with him.. blah blah hes outside now, saying 'inside there is yours, this outside is public, so fuck you!' anyways, remember fuckass? he and this shitstarting punk jack idiots car with a screwdriver where its parked in the parking lot across from my place.. fuckass gets the car going, and is so drunk he drives it up over the curb, down a small hill and into the front porch of neighbor a few units down (town house building) the car was ONE INCH from going into the ladys house. fuckass has now gotten the car he stole from his roommate stuck...in my NEIGHBORS YARD!! hes wasted, leaves huge damage all over the landscaping and just generally fucks the place up. fuckass and the punk flee the scene. idiot realizes what has happened, and wakes up and runs outside to kick the shit out of fuckass. idiot gets in the car (which looks stolen) (also stuck in the yard) (also drunkasfuck with prohibition) and gets it out.. speeds down the road and realizes hes too drunk to drive. cop car shows up, cop gets out and draws her gun on him and tells him to get out of the car. he does, explains what happened told her he was parking his car and generally clears things up with the cop... didnt see him anymore that night.
5 days later, we get the letter.
NOT COOL !!!
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Feb 09, 05
