"Oh my god! Look at your eyes! Your fucked!"

[Sykonee]

"No, I was just at the optomitrist. They dilated my pupils to examine them."

Man... I hate having everything 5x brighter than normal. I look in the mirror, and my iris is nothing but a thin sliver.

I did get some funky shades from them to wear home, though...

[ebbomega]

"Why are your pupils dilated?"
"Because you're shining a light in my eyes!"
- Wildcard to a cop, who didn't think twice.

[Jarman]

I think the last time I had to get those fukin drops was right before I had to do a test.......you can imagine what everyone was sayin.

[wum]

ok

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[revocrednu]

IT is all about the glasses