stupid right handed people...

[.muffy.]

and your stupid right handed can openers *shakes fist*

where's Flanders Left Handed Empourium when I need it

*beats the unopened can of tuna in hopes of being able to open it using a bit of brute force*

[crookedking]

if we're so stupid then why is everything made for right handed people?

[wum]

Originally Posted by crookedking

if we're so stupid then why is everything made for right handed people?

quoted for truth

[crookedking]

you don't ever hear about sitting at the left hand of God now do ya?

[.muffy.]

Originally Posted by crookedking

if we're so stupid then why is everything made for right handed people?

its a very unjust world we live in

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

its a very unjust world we live in

did you know that back in the day left handed people went STRAIGHT TO HELL! when they died? you're lucky that us right handed people took pity on you and your kind.

we asked the Man Upstairs if he'd relent and let lefties into Heaven and he complied.

[.muffy.]

God is a lefty
why do you think he asks people to sit on his right side?
so that they dont get in the way of his writing.

[.muffy.]

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-07-31/1007447.html

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by crookedking

you don't ever hear about sitting at the left hand of God now do ya?

Yeah, The Devil. They used to say those that were left handed was a doing of Mephistophicles himself.

[charly]

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

God is a lefty
why do you think he asks people to sit on his right side?
so that they dont get in the way of his writing.

No, it's because he puts his big class rings on his right hand, and if necessary can apply appropriate backhands when people step out of line.

But they don't tell you that stuff at the Pearly Gates.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-07-31/1007447.html

Everybody knows that bald colourblind left-handed gay people are teh sexy!

[stringbeans]

its called the leftorium


ugh, GOD

[Richard_Pyra]

Originally Posted by .daisy.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-07-31/1007447.html

this article is hilarious

San Francisco surgeon Dr. Leonard Shlain figures that 8 percent of all men are either color blind, bald, left-handed or gay. Therefore, those traits must benefit the entire race -- or they would have died out by now.

This makes no sense at all.. Color blind, bald, left-handed, or gay people don't have any threats posed to them that are any different than the rest of the population (except maybe gay people), so why would they just die out, even if they were "inferior"?

Edit: It's like saying "people with buck-teeth benefit the entire race, or they would have died off by now"

[ebbomega]

Except I'm fairly certain buck teeth is a result of environment, not genes.

[Richard_Pyra]

It's actually both.

The same can be said in some cases for baldness and homosexuality.

[miss.myra]

lefties can easily adapt!

the only thing I can't do with my right hand is write, so in some way I have an advantage over right handed people.

[Bevvy Swift]

im the same, but righty. i am ambidexterous in almost every way (except writing)

[ebbomega]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.

[cinist]

hey , i'm a lefty too !

[Tea]

left handed fo life!

props ms. Muffy.

[miss.myra]

all the coolest cats are left handed!

[cinist]

^
it's true:)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

all the coolest cats are left handed!

Aww. Isn't that cute? It's like someone saying "My mom says I'm cool!"

Freaks. The lot of you.

[miss.myra]

my mom definitely thinks i'm cool, and i consdier that a fairly legitimate thought seeing as how my mom is pretty much one of the coolest people i know


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