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Old Jul 20, 05
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are you pregnant??

so one of my co-workers (rosie) comes up to me and tells me that one of my managers (angus)thought that i was pregnant..

rosie likes to joke around a lot with people and everyone seems to be getting pregnant lately.. (like 5 people at my work)
so she goes to angus and says..
theres someone else who works here who is pregnant
A- really? who?
R-geuss
A- talia
R- we already know that she's pregnant.. someone else..
A- Amanda
R- why amanda?
A- cause i always see her rubbing her belly

when she told me this i was like "OMG".. thats the worst thing ever!!


and then my boss came up behind me and grabbed my tummy from behind and said "how's your baby?"

i said.. "getting bigger!"


ok just because i may have gained a little weight.... :*(

don't bug me ok.
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Old Jul 20, 05
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thats not funny.
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Old Jul 20, 05
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people ask me if im pregnant

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Old Jul 20, 05
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and then my boss came up behind me and grabbed my tummy from behind and said "how's your baby?"

sexual harrassment anyone? <if your boss is a guy i suppose>


getting asked if you are pregnant, when you are not sucks, i guess... but your boss grabbing your stomach like that just aint right.
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Old Jul 20, 05
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holy name-dropping batman!!!!
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Old Jul 20, 05
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wow, if someone ever thought I was preggers... I'd flip.. beyond means.

Someone @ my work today thought she was preggers... she was quite pissed about it. but we joked about it.. she on her eigth kid, and due in in 5 hours. heh.
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Old Jul 21, 05
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rosie and my boss are two tiny filipino ladies..

and i wouldn't jump to making any sexual harrassment complaints just cause someone grabbed my tummy. not that big of deal to me..

unless he like ground his crotch into my back or something... *ew*
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Old Jul 21, 05
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Oh wow that sucks, I'd be like heart broken if that was me.
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Old Jul 21, 05
 
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Oh wow that sucks, I'd be like heart broken if that was me.
serious me too.
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Old Jul 21, 05
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thats not funny.
yeah it is!
The "rubbing the belly" part cracked me up. :)
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Old Jul 21, 05
 
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yeah it is!
The "rubbing the belly" part cracked me up. :)
maybe she was just hungry! or had cramps! pfft. step off.
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Old Jul 21, 05
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people ask me if im preggers

then i push myself down the stairs and say "not anymore"
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Old Jul 21, 05
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I dislike girls who think that just because they 'think' they are pregnant, they can walk like it to..

dammit get some posture.
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Old Jul 21, 05
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ive seen this one buddy of mine ask 2 different girls if they were preg, and they were not :) but he wasnt trying to be a cockhead he actually thought they were, i had to tell him dude one question you never EVER ask a girl even if your 100% sure shes is preg is IF she IS preg.
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Old Jul 21, 05
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i asked my teacher once and she was like 'are you saying i'm fat?'

but she did it in a joking was but wouldnt answer the question, so i think she actually was. she was in the army and did really intensive training so she wasnt the type to gain weight like that.

still, i kinda felt bad cause there's always a margin of error
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Old Jul 21, 05
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rosie and my boss are two tiny filipino ladies..

and i wouldn't jump to making any sexual harrassment complaints just cause someone grabbed my tummy. not that big of deal to me..

unless he like ground his crotch into my back or something... *ew*
dude, if he did that when asking "how's your baby?" that would be so far and beyond sexual harrasment... I think that'd be lynch worthy.
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Old Jul 22, 05
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maybe she was just hungry! or had cramps! pfft. step off.

actually.. since then i've noticed i rub my belly all the time.. and i even walk with my hand on my belly..

i think it might be a comfort thing... it's just so round and smmooshy

is that wierd?

oh well.. as long as i don't go around picking my nose or something
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Old Jul 22, 05
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people ask me if im preggers

then i push myself down the stairs and say "not anymore"
can i push you down the stairs next time? we could make it looks so much more dramatic!
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