Crash Course:

[miss.myra]

The pitfalls of working for a large, inflexible, overly bureaucratic organization 101.



The times where you wish to someone you weren't just a number. Fuck.

[crookedking]

that's about as vague as my thread in the punching bag!

we think the same, myra...we think the same.

[miss.myra]

It's really not that vague, anyone who has been in the same position has felt my pain.

[Gusto]

hi, i feel your pain. well not anymore, but i've felt it before.

[crookedking]

anyone who has a bank account knows about the number thing.

edit-i KNEW i should've hit the quote button! i had a feeling i was going to get outposted.

[decypher]

You should go crazy like in Office Space Myra.

[cubed]

I'm going out today and buying myra a red swingline stapler.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by decypher

You should go crazy like in Office Space Myra.

How about bursting into tears in front of my managers and coworkers on my team? That's pretty insane.

[ebbomega]

"This.... is.... necessary......
This.... is.... necessary.....
Life. Feeds on
Life. Feeds on
Life. Feeds on
Life. Feeds on
This.... is.... etc."
- Tool, Disgustipated

My days off just got changed. I no longer get anything sembling a weekend. Back to Wed/Thurs off...

[cubed]

^this just means you're going to be at the lotus a whole lot more.

plus 9 more days and you're a whole lot closer to it too.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

My days off just got changed. I no longer get anything sembling a weekend. Back to Wed/Thurs off...

I get sundays off and some random day during the week, it's just not the same as having two days off in a row

[Haze]

I feel you there Myra, fawkers at my work gave me a manual to read and then had me on the job in 30mins... Was only working with over $40,000 I mean what can go wrong right?! :D

- ë

[Carrie]

Someone took my stapler today, and when I ran around looking for it...

someone made a office space comment.

[zarlon]

myra, it could be worse..

at least you aren't getting shorted on hours, that would be teh suck..

[impure]

i have a lovely hillbilly coworker who HIDES things.
yes, she HIDES diffrent things even if she dosn't need them (we're supposed to share diffrent supplies for the horses)
last year she went away on vacation and we couldn't find this stuff called Panalog, until one day someone used the cornstarch for something and found it hidden in the middle of the box of cornstartch. she actually hid it while she was on holidays for 2 weeks so that we couldn't use it.
pure crazy.
we found another coworkers rum stash the other day.

[zarlon]

^ that's pretty golden man.

[Carrie]

I hate when people use my desk and then leave a mess...

like fuck.. and they don't log themselves off either!

grrrr

[Sykonee]

"Sykonee, why on earth would you want to work a graveyard shift stocking shelves?"

"Have you seen how much people complain about having a normal desk job? Like hell I want to become insane like that. I've seen Office Space, and let me tell you, no stockboy burned down his building when they took away his forklift."