Porn star DJ's....

[Cdn_Brdr]

are whack.

Put your tits away and learn how to spin records bitch. Why are all the promoters bringing these scabs in? Is it because the rave scene has been taken over by pre-pubescent, five-knuckle-shuffle givin', horny boys?

Saying you're going to see one of these hoebags for the 'music' is like saying you read Playboy for the articles.... BULLSHIT.

[Gusto]

haha, because they can draw a crowd. besides, just because they are hot doesn't necessarily make them shit dj's. we booked tatiana alvarez (posed in playboy) for a club night in vic a few years ago. though i think she was a dj first, model second, but definately uses the model angle for hype.



(but maybe she was out here for a gang bang or something so we got a good deal, i don't know. that or rhythm nation.)

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Yeah I think she was out for a shoot as well. I heard they booked your Mom's house because it was cheaper than setting up their own S&M dungeon.















P.S. - I still think it's bullshit ;)

[Gusto]

well i think you're bullshit.

[Cdn_Brdr]

so's your face!

Sorry Ryan... I take it back OK. Still BFF?????

[islandgirl]

Originally Posted by gusto

haha, because they can draw a crowd. besides, just because they are hot doesn't necessarily make them shit dj's. we booked out tatiana alvarez (posed in playboy) for a club night in vic a few years ago. though i think she was a dj first, model second, but definately uses the model angle for hype.



(but maybe she was out here for a gang bang or something so we got a good deal, i don't know.)

I saw her at Deep in Vic last year, she was actually really really good! I enjoyed her set very much. I would really like to see her spin again!

[Gusto]

fine but i get one free mom joke, and i'm saving it for later, and it's gonna be better than that shit you just tried.

[Cdn_Brdr]

OK, it's a deal.

BTW... I totally LOL'd on that one. No fake LOL shit here yo..... for real.

[Gusto]

it's okay, i'm just sensitive. i mean, i'd hardly call her collection a dungeon.

[miss.myra]

yeah it's kind of a funny gimmick, it's cool if they come every once in awhile, but if we're booking our token pornstar for every party coming up then it's a little much, especially seeing as how we have an abundance of good locals that hardly get gigs.

[Disco_Whore]

I don't think they all use Dj'ing as their main "talent" however, it can provide for a different form of entertainment...? As long as they aren't always booked, it can be one way of mixing things up www.portiasurreal.com

[dj_soo]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Cdn_Brdr again.

[James]

sex sells

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by James

sex sells

heeeeeey, remember when it was all about the music?

[Silverwinged]

im just gonna run up to the next playboy dj thats in town and yell...
"SUP SCOOOOOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS"

and see what she says.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

I don't think they all use Dj'ing as their main "talent" however, it can provide for a different form of entertainment...? As long as they aren't always booked, it can be one way of mixing things up www.portiasurreal.com

from all reports, portia surreal is a terrible DJ tho - like trainwrecking every mix and sustaining the trainwreck for minutes type of dj... :-\

[James]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

heeeeeey, remember when it was all about the music?

yes i do.....*tear*

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by gusto

haha, because they can draw a crowd. besides, just because they are hot doesn't necessarily make them shit dj's

If they're such good DJ's they should get their gigs based on that. I can understand a DJ being hot but if they have their tits out they're not selling their skills as a DJ.... they're selling their ass.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

im just gonna run up to the next playboy dj thats in town and yell...
"SUP SCOOOOOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS"

and see what she says.

hahahahaha

SCOOOOOOOOTTTSSS!

[Evolve]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

are whack.

Put your tits away and learn how to spin records bitch. Why are all the promoters bringing these scabs in? Is it because the rave scene has been taken over by pre-pubescent, five-knuckle-shuffle givin', horny boys?

Saying you're going to see one of these hoebags for the 'music' is like saying you read Playboy for the articles.... BULLSHIT.

...because sex sells, don't be so bitter, don't you like sexy women too?

[Evolve]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

im just gonna run up to the next playboy dj thats in town and yell...
"SUP SCOOOOOOTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS"

and see what she says.

lier!!

[Cdn_Brdr]

^I like to fuck sexy women.... not watch them trainwreck their way through a set ;)

[Goat]

I love titties and music.

[ppcock]

Im making a sign for that evolve party im playing at

as soon as i hear a fuckup from the headliner, the sign goes up "learn how to spin!"

I agree with the whole playboy dj thing is so retarded, what's next? having myspace as a residency? I wonder how much they charge promoters to have them for a show?
This really wrecks the scene even more now, The crowd is going to be 90% retarded cowboy hat wearing perverts. Its just a matter of time before a girl runs to the news shouting that she got raped at a rave. Thus making our already shitty scene even shittier.

edit: its like vancouver promoters dont care, "whatever gets me money" they're unaware that they wont be getting any money when raves become permanently illegal.
Which would be alright I guess, raves go back to the underground because massive party promoters dont have the connections to throw smaller parties and why would they want to anyways, right?

[Silverwinged]

shawn: HAHAHAH! kinda looks like him too.

attila: inside joke.