Stupid Boys!

[Rhianna]

When I was on my Grad ski trip in K-town a couple of my girlfriends and I were walking through a parking lot on our way to smoke a joint. A car with 3 nasty boys in it then pulled up beside us. Oh joy, here we go:
Bs: what are you doing tonight gilrs?
me: blank stare......nothing
Bs: Nothing? no really what are you doing?
Me: do you always drive around parking lots looking for girls?
Bs: ha no, so your doing nothing?
Me: Look, what do you want me to say. NOTHING.
Bs: Well why don't you girls come to a party with us?
Me. Haha....no
Bs:You're a bunch of dyks anyway!
me: yeesss.....that's right, I'm all about pussy.
Bs: SLUTS You're all sluts.
Me: is that right. have fun at your sausage party boys.

Then they drove off. We had a good laugh. But the question is why do boys always call girls dyks or sluts when ever we say no? Good come back buddy! I'll have to write that one done! If I had been a slut I would have gotten in your Fucken car ya shit. Come on, be a little more creative then that. Anyway, I know not all boys are like that but it seems that most of the ones I run into are.

[SoniK]

when they say no to me, I pull out my gun and force them in the car.

[crookedking]

you should've gone with them geez louise
btw what are you up to tonight?

[Rhianna]

you should've gone with them geez louise

What was I thinking? I totally should have gone with them. Random ugly boys are the best kind!!!!

[CoCoZ]

hahahahaha....eww ur so right....random ugly boys are sooooo grosse and there alwyas the ones that stop there car!!!

that whole dyke/slut thing is really stupid but whatever sometimes i dont even know if guys know the definition of a slut

[~lazee_grrl~]

heh..the dyke/slut comment was hte only thingy he could come up with...wut an idiot..gotta luv guys like that huh?

[Peter Pan]

hey.. if some guy with big aviators pulled up in a real classy, butler driven car with tinted windows, and asked

"would you care to accompany me 2 a soiree this evening?"

would you get in?

[~lazee_grrl~]

Originally posted by Peter Pan
hey.. if some guy with big aviators pulled up in a real classy, butler driven car with tinted windows, and asked

"would you care to accompany me 2 a soiree this evening?"

would you get in?

first i would ask..wut the hell is a soiree...then i would scream and run away....well...unless the guy was fucking hot...heh..j/j..=P~

[Special-K]

I have come to the conclusion that if a girl dosnt like me she MUST be a dyke.




Ya im just kidding though, im saving myself for marriage anyway

[high-dee]

NO no NO!

The best is when you are walking out of a club, let's say the Stone Temple, and some gross Sugar Daddy Stone Temple regular slaps your ass so hard your friends hear it, and as you go to give him an evil glare and slap him he says, "Wow, tough crowd tonight!"

Please don't tell me you guys think that slapping a girls ass actually works? Morons.