Dear people with prank lighters

[wishbone]

you know, the ones that shock you. here's some tips:

-don't go after us with headcolds...we're out of it as is,and too stupid to realize it's a prank.

-don't do it to those of us holding cups of water in close proximity to the other hand with the lighter. When we press the lighter, in our sinus stuffed state, we jolt, splashing water from the cup onto the hand with the joke lighter, creating a stronger electrical connection between the skin and the lighter, leaving an electrical burn and pain that's still lasting as i type this.

Fuck you, and your joke lighters.

ps: if you own one and want to get someone, cover the lighter in water first and have them do it. IT LEAVES A MARK AND LEAVES THEIR HAND SHAKING FOR AN HOUR

[baby-phat]

hahaha.. Aw, I'm sorry for your pain luvbug. *kiss*
My brother has one of these. Holy shit, do they ever pack a nice little shock.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

hahaha if a fucker wants to bum a smoke..thats the perfect opportunity..hahahahahahahaha...i like to turn up the flame so that they burn there eyebrows hahahaha

[scue]

Haha, how funny, the first time I used one of these was yesterday. I watched some other people do it too, and they totally got fucked up.

[hardstylin]

i was about to smoke a joint the other day and my lil bro gives me a lighter ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i stomped it, no more prank lighter for him.

[BongMan]

those joke lighters are awsome they really hurt if ya get it in the neck

[Clayton.]

You should hose down the person with some prank bear scare.





Then you would be the one laughing.