Dear Religious Psycho Bitch at my work...

[Lee]

[rant]

You are very annoying and I do not like you. Your obsession with me is creepy.

1. Please do not call me or txt msg me as I will not anwser or reply. You tricked me into getting my number and the only reason you are in my phone is so I know not to answer.
2. Please do not tell people we are dating, especially when those people are my friends and they know how much I do not like you.
3. Please do not stare at me and have a creepy ass grin on your face everytime I look up when I am working.
4. Please do not talk about me with the Bipolar Manic-Depressive girl that works nextdoor, who also is obsessed with me.
5. Advil will not get you high. Swearing does not make you a rebel, especially at the age of 20.
6. Your Hardcore Super Christian parents think I am the devil and get mad if you talk to me but you don't listen.
7. I have blatenly told you how fucking annoying you are and you still won't leave me alone.
8. No I won't hug you, go die.

Regards,

Lee



Seriously, what do I do to attract these fucking headcases.

[/rant]

[Chewy]

haha.. shitty deal... you must have a certain smell that they like.. how about you dont shower or purposely act rude and abnoxious, maybe that will work.. then again they might like that to

hahh.. good luck man

[TipSy]

lee i love rant number one

Please do not call me or txt msg me as I will not anwser or reply. You tricked me into getting my number and the only reason you are in my phone is so I know not to answer.

-that sucks sorry buddy

[Lee]

Originally Posted by Chewy

purposely act rude and abnoxious, maybe that will work..

Sadly it doesn't :(

[mindgurl]

hahahahah awe. poor lee.

[tiedye]

religious freak eh? seems like an obvious solution to me.. quote lines from 'Paradise Lost' and sacrifice a goat on your lunch break.

[frogprincess]

how did she trick you into giving her your pn?

Lee, ask her for advice on the rash that you recently contracted "down there".

[Lee]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

how did she trick you into giving her your pn?

She asked me to phone her number to see if her vibe & ring was working..



lol I would ask her for advice on that but I want to avoid any and all contact with this girl....even the people that work next door think shes crazy and annoying....

If only she was the only problem...

There is a girl the works next door whom is also obsessed with me, the people she works tell me about it...The thing is, this girl actually IS Bipolar. Her psychiatrist came into her work and told them not to give her shifts until she is mentally fit to work again


and they talk to each other...about me....save me :(

[~lazee_grrl~]

^what IS that number?

some people are just really dense..
or maybe she's just really in love with u? haha
sucky..

[-evil-duerr-]

Oh, this is simple.
Have yer way with her in the staff washroom, than tell everyone she has hairy patches on her back and was a lousy fuck to boot. Not only will she quit, she just may take up atheism. You really can't go wrong.

[~*tct*~]

wow, sorry dude, bitches like that suck

[Lee]

Ive lucked out this week and I only have to see her for about 5 mins, depending on how early I leave work or how early she arrives at work just to stand behind me

[Jen-E-03]

ignoring something/someone won't make it go away lee! Tell her that if she doesn't leave u alone ur gf(insert female name here) will kick her ass! violence is the only answer i'm afraid.

[mindgurl]

Originally Posted by Lee

Ive lucked out this week and I only have to see her for about 5 mins, depending on how early I leave work or how early she arrives at work just to stand behind me

hahahahah

this made me laugh

i'm gonna show up at ur work and "stand behind you"

then she can stand behind ME lol

[ebbomega]

tell her you'll only hang out with her if she lets you do her up the ass.

then either she leaves you alone, or you get anal... it's win-win!

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

tell her you'll only hang out with her if she lets you do her up the ass.

then either she leaves you alone, or you get anal... it's win-win!

I want my karma to be working. :(

[(val)Liam]

Originally Posted by Lee

[rant]
8. Your Hardcore Super Christian parents think I am the devil and get mad if you talk to me but you don't listen.Regards,

Lee

Seriously, what do I do to attract these fucking headcases.

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probably why she has the hots for you.....

[Lee]

I wouldnt be suprised

[decypher]

So why don't you just stop feeding your ego and set her straight?

[yoko*]

hahahaha that's fucking great.

[Lee]

Cam you have NO idea how shitty I've treated this girl just to get rid of her...Ive even made her cry a few times, as horrible as it sounds....no dice

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by MissBehavior

I want my karma to be working. :(

I gave him karma for you, Lisa.

and they talk to each other...about me....save me

"I'm not tooo familiar with it... but I believe, the term is... menage a trois?"

[decypher]

It's Kam and if you've done all that, then maybe she is crazy lol.

My i suggest a restraining order?

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Seriously Lee...did you have to make a nasty thread about me?