She broke my fuckin dick

[scue]

for real

[sNyx]

must have been a real fixeruper to begin with

[veN]

You fractured your penis? Dude get that corrected right away or it will be perma-crooked.

[Bevvy Swift]

im currently reading a book called "the owners guide to the male anatomy"

havent got to this chapter yet though.

that sucks man. alot.

[t-skywalker]

i couldnt even imagine the pain......oooooff!!!

[dabbler]

hope you went to the doctor about that.

[Goat]

im currently reading a book called "the owners guide to the male anatomy"

Sorry dude, but if you don't know how to use it by now, you're fucked for life.

rdsml: I thought I broke it once too.
And that's the story of my first erection.

ps: shitty deal man :(

[scue]

^ there was nothing that wasn't funny about that post


appreciate the sympathy fellas

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Goat

Sorry dude, but if you don't know how to use it by now, you're fucked for life.

you dunce, its not an instruction booklet, its more about anything and everything that could possibly go wrong with it in the future. id rather know and not need to than need to know and not.

[C_squared]

did it feel like a "crack" or a "pop" ?

[Goat]

you dunce, its not an instruction booklet, its more about anything and everything that could possibly go wrong with it in the future. id rather know and not need to than need to know and not.

Ya. whatever, dickfor.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by C_squared

did it feel like a "crack" or a "pop" ?

yea that what i was gonna ask, i just read that chapter

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Cheez

yea that what i was gonna ask, i just read that chapter

I've experience both. neither are good I've heard.

on of my old work buddies had a gf who was a bit harsh when she was on top. Appereantly the snap, crackel, pop happened lots in the span of a week...Turns out he started getting weird cranps... Doctor made him take a urine test and tests found traces of blood in his pee. Not cool yo.

[Goat]

How'd it happen?

Was it the ol' swing and a miss or did she get fed up of you 'accidently' putting it in the wrong hole?

[nabs]

ooooh, that mustve killed. get it cheked out right away.

i cant imagine.

[LeeBrat]

haha...oh my, this thread is quite entertaining.

so...how did it happen? hope it gets better.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Goat

How'd it happen?

Was it the ol' swing and a miss or did she get fed up of you 'accidently' putting it in the wrong hole?

doctor told him, she was too heavy in the saddle... the cracking or popping is not good for the captain... and if she keeps getting too exited in bed and ignores further warnings to take it easy the doctor prescribed a good old fashioned dick smack.

but it made sense, he was a pinner little dude, and she was definetly double his size. I felt really sorry for him.

[decypher]

Was she a hefer?


k, definately don't let her on top again.

[nipvicious]

ouch.. reminds me of that movie where the kids a geek and he gets his dick snapped by some old lady and he peaces to another school

[KenJi]

Originally Posted by Twisted~AngelX

haha...oh my, this thread is quite entertaining.

so...how did it happen? hope it gets better.

Maybe to you chicks.. I see nothing funny about this.

[Bitchin]

Bruuuuuutttttttaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

[Edoe]

dude..thats insane
haha that also must be really awkward
like what are they gonna do, put a cast on ur dick?

[ja_raul]

Just walk it off.

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Goat

How'd it happen?

Was it the ol' swing and a miss or did she get fed up of you 'accidently' putting it in the wrong hole?

BAAHAHAHAHAH!!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by ja_raul

Just walk it off.

HAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!