Help me get a Scammer on Craigs List

[dj_precise]

I put my turntables on Craigs list the other day and have gotten replies from many different people. The thing is I know that all these are scammers and its blatenly obvious..
1 Person has been super persistent at trying to convince me that he is Legit and really wants to buy them off me.... He says he is from Florida but his "HSBC bank account manager" is from LONDON and the goods are going to be sent to Nigeria.

At first I was kinda pissed and tried to catch him out on it but after so many emails I just started playing along with him... He says that he is going to be paying for the shipping via FEDEX so I think I want to send him a little FUCK YOU package..
What do you think I should send??

[MC Hammered]

Send him a heavy package and max declare on the insurance so he has to pay tax on it.

[Ryan Ross]

And shit in the box.

Get Akeel to shit in the box....

[Ryan Ross]

^^^
You dont want it to explode though, that could bring criminal charges.

[G3N3R4L]

haha

what happens if the money goes through though and he's left with a shitbox?


it would be so satisfying though to have scammers get what they deserve

[Chewy]

they looks like tough shit for him.. i also say put some sort or fecal matter into the box

[TrixX]

i'm confused..........why wouldn't you wait for the money to go through first???

i probably missed something...haha

[Akeel]

hey ryan i can help you out with this :P i work at fedex

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Avana

Get Akeel to shit in the box....

hahahaha, wow I almost burst on that one

Originally Posted by sNyx™

hahahaha, wow I almost burst on that one

Seriously, have you ever been in a car with him when he drops a bomb? I nearly had a stroke the last time that happened....

[dj_soo]

reminds me of this: http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

reminds me of this: http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

Damnit. You beat me to it. I was gonna recommend that he send him off a p-p-p-p-p-p-powerbook

[frontline]

^long but entertaining read!