Open letter to gum chewers

[laska]

Dear gum chewer:

Are you wondering why I'm giving you that "look"? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Turn off your IPOD for a sec and listen: do you hear that disgusting wet gnashing noise? It's you. Chewing gum with your mouth open. Masticating like a slurpy slobberly bovine. Annoying isn't it? Now imagine you're trying to read a book or something. Pretty hard to concentrate over that noise, right? Thought so. Maybe that's why you have your IPOD turned up so high? That's not very nice of you.

Kind regards,

The Civilised World

[Asheai]

true enough, i hate when ppl do that... personally, whenever i chew gum it's ALWAYS with my mouth closed... like it should be...

[tiedye]

I slop and droll all over myself very quietly.. is that ok?

[mojo]

laska the way you type reminds me of a friend. are you that friend incognito?

[Bevvy Swift]

id say the same thing for just about anybody using a fucking ipod super loud ion the bus. today i was trying to read on the bus and some fuckin retard comes and sits right beside me with his headphones at full fucing volume. anyone withing ten feet can hear the lyrics or the song. withouty even saying anything, i just gave him the coldest look i could muster and went to the other end of the bus. i was having a good day.

[Mo...]

wooooooooooooooooooo chewin gum like how a cow chews its cud... thats HAWT