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Old Jul 28, 06
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Mirage

we get there at 10:30pm... we're 6 guys and 8 girls

obviously the girls walk right in since they're girls..

so we get in line... we're the first people in line and a line starts forming behind us (the regular line)

note: there are still no people waiting in the guestlist/vip line

so it hits 11 and the door guy still hasn't let anybody in from the regular line

then it hits 12 and he comes up to the regular line and says

"sorry everybody.. unless you have a VIP card you arn't getting in tonight.. it's too busy"

from 10:30 to 12 he didn't let a single person in from the regular lineup...

you'd think they would appreciate people going into the proper lineup instead of going into the guestlist and vip line when they don't have a vip card or even on the guestlist... saw so many people just go in through the guestlist line that they didn't even ask for their list name...

i would say fuck mirage all together, but my girlfriend and her friends love it.. i don't blame them... they must have a blast when they don't have to wait a second in line and 1.50 highballs.. but for guys.. it's fucking horrible.

if we didn't end up going to see titties at vinyl the night would have been completely fucked because of the horrible staff at mirage
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Old Jul 28, 06
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yeah its pretty lame how they treat ppl there.. but i love the mirage! the drinks are too cheap to pass up.
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You waited an hour and a half and still didn't get in?

That's rough.

I try to stay the hell away from surrey, but occasionally I get drug out there because a majority of our doormen live out that way. All I can say is that the staff there has always treated us really well.

PS - They took your bitches and sent you packin, that's double rough.
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Old Jul 28, 06
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HAHA yaa it is I never have had a problem getting in, not really my kinda place though. Now Ozone that was some good times.



PS: Jim you come to Surrey and you never call I am hurt.
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We occasionally have poker nights at a friends restaurant out there.

It takes special occasions to get me out to a place like the mirage.
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You had 8 girls with you and you didn't get in?

That's not shitty, that's being stupid.

You need to learn how to work bouncers, bub. Women are by far the best ammo for it.
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^^

Deffinatly, I can't count the amount of times I have walked to the front of the line said hello to some girls and let them know that they are getting me into the club faster then a VIP pass..
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Tits are a lifetime VIP pass.
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even when they sag down to the knees like ms. choksondik?
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tits don't count if your gut sticks out further than they do.

BITCH!!!
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hahah never been to the mirage & NEVER WILL.


OZONE :(:(
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Old Jul 28, 06
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I usually go on sundays for the 1.50 highballs..and we get there at 11..just as the line has died down..

We never have a problem getting our boyfriends in..you all should have tried to get in at the same time as them..
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ive never had that problem with the mirage.
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REVISAL: Nice tits are a lifetime VIP pass.

Better? :p
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Old Jul 29, 06
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That's rough, though I don't understand why you didn't get in when you brought 8 girls. Next time just cheat the line up, seriously when it comes to clubs and line ups it's hard to be a good semeritan becaus if you are you get worked for it. Better luck next time or make up a guestlist before you go.
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I only like it because it's 5:1 girls.
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Old Jul 30, 06
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meh, the Mirage is okay. Only been there a couple times.
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I only like it because it's 5:1 girls.
Hein, Gorgamish has similar ratio requirements for entry, but I wouldn't necessarily say that's the greatest crowd in the world...

5:1 girl-to-guy ratio doesn't do much for me when 4 out of 5 girls are flailing around on ghb or coke.
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that place,the staff, and the majority of people who go there think there ALOT more important and elite then they really are....

and they will take every opprotunity to let the world know it lol.....
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Hein, Gorgamish has similar ratio requirements for entry, but I wouldn't necessarily say that's the greatest crowd in the world...
that place totally rubbed me the wrong way. blech. I'll never go back.
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that place totally rubbed me the wrong way. blech. I'll never go back.
I agree. I think it was kinda cool to see once, just for the sake of having seen it... a new experience or something like that. But I never want to go back.

It was funny, After getting in there was some chick freaking out on the stairs and this other chach talking with her, enacting a very weird scene. My buddy that came in after me saw Act II or something...

That place is like a train wreck: everything's messed up but you can't help but observe.
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