GUYS who try to hard!

[STORIE]

the other night i was out with my friends and this guy interupted my conversation to make me feel his muscles!
BUDDAY that shit dont impress me!
then he asked me wut he cud buy me... i told him nothing
hes like ill buy u nething u want
i told him his money or muscles doesnt matter to me!
then hes like well wut do u like
.....
im like GEEKS okay i like geeks for fawk sakes!
so he went to the nearest store and bought a pair of seeing glasses! and wore them all night
!!

why do guys try to hard its not attractive!



RANT and a half

[wallflower]

oh my goodness!

mabye take it as a compliment that he was trying hard to impress you?

he obviously thought you were pretty as everyone can see by your picture..

[STORIE]

maybe i shud havre mentioned he was making out with random girl for 2 hours intill she left then came over!

[wallflower]

oh gross.

who is this boy?

someone on this board?

[STORIE]

some random juiceer!

[wallflower]

pfft. RANDOMS!

just can't get away from them, can you!

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by STORIE

the other night i was out with my friends and this guy interupted my conversation to make me feel his muscles!
BUDDAY that shit dont impress me!
then he asked me wut he cud buy me... i told him nothing
hes like ill buy u nething u want
i told him his money or muscles doesnt matter to me!
then hes like well wut do u like
.....
im like GEEKS okay i like geeks for fawk sakes!
so he went to the nearest store and bought a pair of seeing glasses! and wore them all night
!!

why do guys try to hard its not attractive!



RANT and a half

im l33t ya know?

[Webber]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

im l33t ya know?

sry but even trying to be funny you need to do it right - 1337

[STORIE]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

im l33t ya know?

huh?lol

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Webber

sry but even trying to be funny you need to do it right - 1337

super g33k.

[Play-it-hard]

haha thats funny about the glasses though.. if he wasnt making out with the other chick I would have let him buy me a drink.

[scue]

haha I thought you made that up when you mentioned the glasses

[ebbomega]

[Mike Ill]

^hahahah google rocks :)

but omg i cant believe he did that.. did he approach u again wearing the glasses?

[FeelGood]

i wonder if he got a headache while wearing those reading glasses...

[-evil-duerr-]

if i did roids. i would just crush that little headache with my muscles.

"ggrrrrr, take that you little headache!!!!" (FLEX) (FLEX)

[STORIE]

Originally Posted by Mike Ill

^hahahah google rocks :)

but omg i cant believe he did that.. did he approach u again wearing the glasses?

afterwards ya he followed me around wearing them!

[Gusto]

oh god. how could you resist. ahha.

[hardstylin]

haha what a douche

[Sykonee]

Anyone else notice the Thread Title's typo still works in the context of this thread!?


[/stoner epiphany]

[neoh]

I'm giving you two tickets to the gun show.

Just watch out for the guns... They'll get you.

I have little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my muscles at the office!

[dave mcnasty]

rookie

[Hero.Skye]

you shouldve threw cigarettes ashes in his eyes and kicked him when he was down.

[ppcock]

That is try way too hard.. kids are getting dumber by the year.

[impure]

ok so there's this new apprentice jockey at the track.
he thinks he's soooooooooooo cool.
with a swaggar in his step he strolls down the barn asking the names of any new girls he sees.
in the jocks room he stands and checks himself out in the mirror for an excessive amount of time, making sure he looks JUST right.
but he's the only jock that i know of who showers with his boxers on.
hahaha
he thinks he's got game?
so suave.

i was talking to my jockey buddy carlos about him and now we call him SMOOTH MARK. carlos told me to share my thoughts with mark about his demeanor, but i won't. it's far to amusing to watch him stroll around the barn area like he's a playa.


oh yeah, and he keeps grabbing his crotch like he's michael fucking jackson.

what gives?