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Old Aug 05, 06
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Ok so you post something that you know big companies do fucking us over and making more money...

My dentist told me, tooth brush companies are developing bigger and larger tooth brushes, so there is more space for toothpaste on them, and that´s how they are making more money. too much toothpaste is not good for our teeth and those big brushes are not good either because they don´t clean well, but the companies don´t give a fuck... they just want more paste on the brush.
my advice: get a smaller one, it will take a bit more to brush all your teeth well, but in a long period of time it will be worth it!

got any other stuff like this ?
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The Illuminati is most definetly behind this fuckery! :p
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Old Aug 05, 06
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^oh nice one

most of you have probably heard this one..
when u go to mcdonalds and you see the label on the burgers: 100% REAL BEEF..

"100% REAL" is the name of the company they get their beef from.
its not actually 100% beef. theres all kinds of filler in there, for example cardboard.
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Old Aug 05, 06
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^Something about that strikes me as urban-myth-ish... Probably stemming from the fact that many leather products branded "Genuine Leather" are made from fake leather supplied by a company called "Genuine Leather".

(PS: how do you spin without headphones? is it standard break-float mixing, or is there some other mysterious way you do it? :P)
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^Something about that strikes me as urban-myth-ish... Probably stemming from the fact that many leather products branded "Genuine Leather" are made from fake leather supplied by a company called "Genuine Leather".

(PS: how do you spin without headphones? is it standard break-float mixing, or is there some other mysterious way you do it? :P)
its no urban myth.
that's the company name.
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http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_control...nts.index.html

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Beef Patty: 100% pure USDA inspected beef; no additives, no fillers, no extenders.
Urban myth...

There's a hundred variations of this.. (ie: they use cardboard/worms/bugs/etc as filler) McDonalds ain't good for you, but this myth is bunk.

This is just like that KFC myth a while back. Some stupid reporter for the Vancouver Sun even ran an article about how KFC used genetically engineered, featherless chickens that were easy to process... Needless to say, the bitch had to retract the report. (seems like people just don't want to take the 3 minutes to do some research before making themselves look like idiots)

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Old Aug 06, 06
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lol true.. well maybe the cardboard is a myth, but i know the company name was strategically placed in there.
ya it was 100%pure, not 100%real.. either way..
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the power stripe on deoderant! why don't they make the whole stick out of it? why only the strip?
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^ if that little strip is powerful enough for redman's rotten ass, its probably good enough for anyone and their great uncle's rotting carcass.
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but why not make the whole thing out of the power strip?
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lol true.. well maybe the cardboard is a myth, but i know the company name was strategically placed in there.
ya it was 100%pure, not 100%real.. either way..
Sorry, thats still not true..
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Old Aug 06, 06
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Ok so you post something that you know big companies do fucking us over and making more money...

My dentist told me, tooth brush companies are developing bigger and larger tooth brushes, so there is more space for toothpaste on them, and that´s how they are making more money. too much toothpaste is not good for our teeth and those big brushes are not good either because they don´t clean well, but the companies don´t give a fuck... they just want more paste on the brush.
my advice: get a smaller one, it will take a bit more to brush all your teeth well, but in a long period of time it will be worth it!

got any other stuff like this ?

that's weird.
doesn't it say on toothpaste that you're only supposed to use a pea-sized amount anyways?
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