do you whipe your bum standing or sitting?

[sebcoe]

i whipe my bum standing up because i get more leverage and can get the job done much quicker ok, but i find many people sit (i've had this debate before). who is a stander? who is a sitter? and why?

lets debate, friends. hey, you said the toilet bowl.

[bcboarder]

i dont see how you would wipe sitting, because your cant really reach under yourself from the sitting position, cuz your wang is in the way!!

[MC Hammered]

I use a bidet and shoot water at my ass to blast the chunks that remain off.

[bob]

'wipe'

*writes that down*

[bob]

Originally posted by MC Hammered:
I use a bidet and shoot water at my ass to blast the chunks that remain off.

great now i'm picturing winston dressed up like crocodile dundee drinking out of the bidet

[phoenixx]

how do you wipe standing up? its like.........u've already smudged everything.....or like......iono......ewwww.....

[sebcoe]

you see, thats what i love about this debate, people are so shocked to find out that people either sit or stand, becuase the thing is you have being doing it yout whole life the one way and its not like other people talk about it, so ud just think evry one does it the same way.

bcboarder doesnt see how ppl can stand and the other guy doesnt see ho wppl can sit, bwhehaheteeheebwahahehe its greta, and i am sooo drunk and its like 5 on sunday , i hsave been driunkign all day ok hehaheahha

[deja]

i dont wipe my bum, my BF does it for me!
and when he does, it's standing... yep!

[Jul-E]

standing