Getting pwnt by a skunk sucks

[Guineveire]

Wow what a horirble way to start the day.

Last night arouund 4:30am this horrible smell started lingering in the air.
About 10 minutes later it got REALLY bad. Gag worthy bad.
It's like.. either a skunk got ran over or someones grow op is burning down.

I guess a skunk sprayed right outside my roomates window because the smell was just soo intense.

Anyways, I guess we got used to the smell pretty fast. When I woke up this afternoon I noticed my roomate was home and he was like UGH could you smell that? I was like yeah, that was fucking horrible.

He told me he was at work and his boss told him to go home and shower because he reeked. The smell must have went onto his clothes and skin while he was sleeping.

I was so paranoid now that I smelt like it. I smelled my clothes but couldnt really smell anything until I got outside and fuck the smell came onto my shit too! And my hands :(

I called in late for work and drenched my self in totato paste.

This fucking sucked. My co worker was making fun of me as soon as I got to work but at least the smell was gone.

At least I can laugh about all this now, but it still suuuucked!


:(