ummm...ya...air hockey

[MrAirHockey]

Ummm, yes, high-dee...

Does it really matter where air hockey tables are located. Does it really matter if anyone comes up with any good suggestions as to where one can play? Probably not, n'est-ce pas?
After all, while you talk tough...quite tough, I must say...it has come to my attention that, YOU, not this Mike Allum individual...whomever he might be...who is going down.
Ya, you heard me....
Because you know what happens when you mess with the sharpest knife in the drawer, don't you? You get cut.

So keep looking for Air Hockey tables if you really want...but if you want to give up now, that's okay too. There is no shame in giving up...just shame in losing.

[high-dee]

Hi.

Excuse me, Mr....but do you not know how to stay out of people's business? I guess not.

WELL I AM GOING TO KICK SOME AIR HOCKEY ASS! Mike Allum is going to have to ice his ass, because it will have been beaten so hard...

I think you might be a friend of his in disguise, and I think you need to tell him that he had better practice, because his arm is going to be mighty sore...I already know he has a weak arm since I have beaten him twice at arm wrestling.

MrAirHockey, you should really go print it on a t-shirt, and jump off a bridge...

bye.

[crookedking]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

[Sue Bitch]

fuck the best sleep i ever had was on a air hockey table
mmmm sleep soooon