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Old Oct 13, 02
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A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.

The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down, and starts to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars,

" Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"

The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?"
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Old Oct 13, 02
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
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Warning - English Joke!

UK-US Translation Guide:
"Aussie" = Australian
"Shag" = To have sex with

An Aussie was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female koala. The dog and koala hit it off, and for a year the Aussie could only sit and watch while the dog humped the koala senseless.

"Lucky bastard!" thought the Aussie, "I could do with a good shag myself. "

One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach.

"Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Aussie.

"Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I shag this koala."
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Old Oct 13, 02
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I have yet to understand how, stabby being Asian has anything to do with... well anything here.

From what I've seen here. You have yet to prove any point other than ignorance is bliss.

Stop insulting others. Stop feeling that you need to be validated about your physical appearance. True confidence comes from knowing that you don't need to show to others what you can do to gain their praise.

And please:
Don't insult stabby cause she's asian.
Don't insult me cause I'm asian.
Learn how to use the English language to your advantage when you try to express yourself.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Asian stereotype for you:
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Old Oct 13, 02
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stabmyhead is just really nicestabmyhead is just really nicestabmyhead is just really nicestabmyhead is just really nicestabmyhead is just really nicestabmyhead is just really nice
Asian stereotype #2:


(BTW, I saw a picture of a dog in one of your threads -- no, that is not me saying you look like a dog -- you better watch out, my kind eats that stuff.)
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ppcock:
why dont gangster's go square dancing????

because when the mc says "hoe down" the gangster thinks his girlfriend has been shot.
HAHAHA.. That is gold.

Heh. I see you know nothing of literary devices.. Sarcasm being the key point here.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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i wish you could smack people over the internet.

or neuter them.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by NinjaBoy:


Stop insulting others.
I agree with everything you said. But you might just want to take this part^ and put in into play in your message board life.
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Old Oct 14, 02
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
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no...

when people use racism as insults.. its lame

when they call "oh you homo.. you fuck" etc, thats just talking stupid.

Now when ninjaboy over there posts a somewhat bitter post.. he's usually right on the mark and most people will agree with him.

GOOD NIGHT
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Old Oct 14, 02
 
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*LMAO*
props stabby. mad props. :keebler:
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Old Oct 14, 02
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:
one word for u BUTTANA!!!! man I could get super racist here but...i wont stoop to ur pathetically low level....wait all i gotta say is...GOT RICE BITCH????bwaaaaahahahahhahahahhahaa putanas buttanas mangia mi assino
i cant believe you fucking posted that.
i dont like making enemies on here, but GOD
please dont be such an ignorant bitch
its one thing to toss insults
but another to be racist.
i had no problem with you, you can post whatever the hell you want, i dont give a shit if you want to post naked pictures of yourself if it makes you happy.
but being racist? thats fucking low.
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Old Oct 14, 02
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whores rock
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Old Oct 14, 02
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hahahahahaha I thinkI got a hernia? (is da how ju speel oot?) from laughing so hard! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehhehehe
hohohoohohohooh
ajajajjajajajjajajaja
BRAVO!BRAVO!!!GUSTO!!!!

thank u all for being good puppets:kam:

*baci baci*
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Old Oct 14, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:
Yah i didnt make it 2 jb2 cuz my gf is a dumb whore and i gots some funkly wunkly lung infuktion happenin or sumthin.
Keep practising on how to post like a female.

Slips like this and the way you post make it all to easy to tell that you can't act.

Either that or you are a trans-sexual.

I know who you are. :118:
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Old Oct 14, 02
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I can understand the 'gf' thing.. its just an abbreviation..
Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:
my gf whos supposed to be going to jb2 with me on friday isnt sure if she can go any more cuz her friend got capped 6 times outside of his dads house. She thinks the funeral is on friday.
because we all heard about THAT on the news



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Old Oct 14, 02
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k u know what? i kind of felt bad for u cause everyone was attacking u rate away. i STILL feel bad for u, only now it's because i am seriously starting to wonder if u are mentally challenged.

your puppets eh?
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Old Oct 14, 02
 
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trolls are fun.
theyre hairy and ugly too.
*RAAaaaAAWwwWwRRR* to trolls
rawr, troll rawr.
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Old Oct 14, 02
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yes I am a transexual and penis is bigger than ur penis dammit!U know whom i am?do u really?:toasted: vinos yummy it makes me feel warm n tingly inside
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Old Oct 14, 02
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THIS IS FUCKIMNG HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

goddessa you are the most worthless peice of internet trash ive ever come across. (excluding one post in the JB2 thread).

fucking hilarious.

absolutely true: the last time i talked to marty he was asking for acid. that was earlier. look at his posts. damn straight. mwha!
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Old Oct 14, 02
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
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someone gave me bad karma

damn you anonymous homos!
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Old Oct 14, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:
yes I am a transexual and penis is bigger than ur penis dammit!U know whom i am?do u really?:toasted: vinos yummy it makes me feel warm n tingly inside
Nice to know they enlarged your penis when you got converted Nigel.
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Old Oct 14, 02
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
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its not nigel
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Old Oct 14, 02
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ppcock, why did you respond to a question that was directed only to your other puppet with this username?

If your name is not Nigel then what is it? I doubt you will tell me.

Regardless of the name it's the same sockpuppet to me, in the end you are the one pulling the strings.

I do applaud you on playing everyone for this long and so well. :keebler:
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Old Oct 14, 02
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happy gobble gobble day!
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Old Oct 14, 02
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
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i think you've fallen on your head from snowboarding too many times.


I smoked with her last night..
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