one word story

[cyberdog]

there lived a Prince

[No trace]

named

[cyberdog]

Elbow

[sweet~kandy]

and

[sidewayz luv]

he had

[Glendita*]

a very

[cyberdog]

big Elbow, hence his name.

[c.tard]

His dad, King ...

[cyberdog]

Long Dong Schlong,

[c.tard]

had a very long schlong.. (hence the name)

[Glendita*]

they both

[cyberdog]

also had big hands,

[c.tard]

and ginormous clown feet.

[Glendita*]

they used their largeness (is that even a word?)

[c.tard]

to grow tiny carrots.



[it can be a word glenda, if ya want it to! :P]

[Glendita*]

these carrots were

(phew)

[c.tard]

so tiny that

[cyberdog]

even Bugs Bunny himself wouldn't eat them.

[Sue Bitch]

then

[c.tard]

a flying squirrel

[lucy]

swooped

[No trace]

toward the nobility and said

[lucy]

"Thou art large..."

[No trace]

"... so thou shalt..."

[boozydaclown]

feel the wrath of my nuts