Heyyyy Stabmyhead....

[mojojojo]

Let me tell you what I heard about yo mama!!!

Yo mama's lips are sooo big that she uses paintrollers to put lipstick on!

[Glendita*]

ohhh so tempted to respond to that comment but must restrain self ..... Damn it Leslie where are u ? i want to see some action!

[stabmyhead]

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

:Kimmie: plur hun.. just plur.. or ELSE. im gonna send those damn black eyed kiddies to ya.. fuckin' village of the damned ;] hehe.

oh and one more for the sake of using room on here. *smerks* Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.

.stabitout.

[Glendita*]

Finally!!! oh man the last one was the best i got to give u props for that one ..... i don' t think he can come back w/ something better then that.

[KeeBLeR]

okay i can't resist .. this isn't toward anyone but her goes..

yo moma so big and fat .. when she got a cellphone her number had it's own area code!

hahah

[mojojojo]

what about yo mama is like a chevron... the town pump

or yo mama is so flat that she got wall papered over when we did your room

[T U F F Y]

yo yo yo brothas & sistas~
I smell black-market here y'all.

peace.

[Cowboy]

yo mamas so nasty...she makes right guard turn left...
yo mamas so nasty...she makes speed stick sloooow dowwwwn...

hehe...

corrie

[wundergirl]

yo mamma so fat she uses the equator as a belt....
tee hee
shame on me!

[stabmyhead]

yo mama's so fat and old that when god said "let there be light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

:027: much love to my one and only f&kers.. actually i think most these belong in the crack me up section.. rar.

.stabitout.

[KeeBLeR]

yo mama such a twig ... she can hanglide on a dorito!

yo mama so fat... everytime she call jenny craig she gets the "if your to damyn, fat smash keypad now" message.

:Keebler:

[sungoo]

guys, shut up before I go picasso on your ass and I do some abstract art with your face.

[Glendita*]

Ur mommy is so fat when she steps on the scale it saids to be continued

oh kauls lets see what u got , hee hee

[mojojojo]

Your momma's so fat that her blood is made out of gravy... ^^

[mojojojo]

Okay guys... lets get off the yo mama jokes.... LIKE I GOT OFF YO MAMA!!!! ho ho ho...... :P

[Somatic]

Originally posted by stabmyhead:
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.

Ha ha, game over!!! Stabby wins!!!

-Dwight:Somatic:

[Happ-E Junglist]

Yo mama's so fat, it took me a train and two buses to get to her good side...

[acidic_liquid]

Yo mama so fat, she ugly!


*giggles*

Yes I'm bored.
Yes I'm aware that didn't make sense.
Yes I'll shut up now.