I am bored as phuck thread...

[Lostcause]

I'm thirsty.

[MC Hammered]

I wish I was as lucky as you two :(

[SEAN!]

fuckin.....fuck man.....fuuucck

[MC Hammered]

Too bad we can't have a PS/2 at work eh Sean?

That new game is DOPE!!!

[Sammy Skillz]

i'm bored at work.

but i'm listening to "oooohhhh on the TLC tip" right now. I think that's the only thing keeping me going right now.

i hate work.

a lot.

-s.

[Jingles]

Morning - 9:00 and I am officially bored!!
Another great Tuesday ahead - people complaining about the weather..customers phoning

and no martinis :(

here we goooooo......................

[Lostcause]

I'm bored too. Although Nobodies complained to me yet.
It makes me smile when people complain...they think I care, but I don't.....wierd.

[Jingles]

What's going on where is Chet and Hammered?? I hope they have not been killed or maimed..then I shall be bored all by my lonesome...

oh no!!! Are you boys not also bored?? I hope you aren't actually ...but a girl's gotta complain about somethin'

[Lostcause]

Chet probably just woke his fat ass up and just rolled into work.
I can just picture his ugly unkempt mug sitting at his computer loking half washed.

Hey chet....you missed a spot.

[Jingles]

^ you and he used to date I take it..you have all these unresolved emotions surrounding him

[Lostcause]

Chet was the best time I ever had with a bag on my head

[Chet]

ha ha
I got to sleep in today
but now it starts
lostcause loved that paper bag


hey jingles at the burbon (sp) we can sample the cheapest wines possible and pretend we are conisuers

[MC Hammered]

I'm here.

I hit the damn snooze bar too many times this morning.

[Lostcause]

I get my wife to wake me up in the morning and she hits back

[Jingles]

Originally posted by Chet
hey jingles at the burbon (sp) we can sample the cheapest wines possible and pretend we are conisuers

We can act all hoity toity..'mmm yes this one has a wonderful full bodied flavor' ohh I like the legs on that one

then we can spit the wine out on the floor
mmm that one was marvelous!!!

[MC Hammered]

^^ Who is going to bring the cheese?

[Jingles]

Can we order Brie at the Bourban???
If we could that would be hilariously novel....

i don't think they let ya bring your own food -- (<Chet> even if i bring it in my Girl Guides 'picnic' box)

[MC Hammered]

We could always crotch the cheese! :c-tard:

*ahem*

Pun intended.

[Chet]

HA HA

nothing compiments cheap wine like crotch cheese
specialy when delivered in a girl guide pic-nic box

I wonder if they will let us rumage through there drawrs to find a cork screw?

[MC Hammered]

Crotch cheese and a cork screw.

LOL!

Sounds like a bad porno title to me. :225:

[Chet]

no doubt

"hey you're standing on my cork screw"

"Then why don't you Cum get me off"

queue porn music

[Jingles]

guys stop it!! that sounds terrible....

LOL yes you should rummage through whatever drawers we might stumble upon
(Americans always call me ma'am, I'm too young to be ma'am...can't they tell by my voice???)

[MC Hammered]

What is this slut meet all about if we can't talk about crotch cheese?

[Jingles]

that's a skeezie whore meet

there is so a difference Winston!!

[MC Hammered]

Sorry... I didn't know that.

So I learnt something new today. :)