The Never Ending Story!!!!!! - Page 2

Cdn_Brdr · #26 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

but the cucumber wouldn't budge.

They decide to call a pro... 1-800-BIG-BAD -WOLF

kAyB · #27 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

the big bad wolf came and decided that he could solve the problem so he..

Tux · #28 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

huffed and he puffed and he blew her ass down, thinking it would pop out the other side..

Chet · #29 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

but the plan backfired........ all over his face

meth0dical · #30 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

so the wolf called up his friend...

Tux · #31 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

Ron Jeremy ..

Chet · #32 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

and side kick Long dong silver to help clean the mess up
luckly Long Dong brought wet naps

bungoshlung · #33 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

but the stench remained

Chet · #34 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

so they all decided to make candy
then with directions from martha Stewart made potpourri

Mc*Phee · #35 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

....but martha couldnt give them all the directions to make it cause she was running from the....

-DLO_604- · #36 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

the three little pigs they chased her until...

Mc*Phee · #37 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

....she gave them all the insider info of her stocks and that was the end of martha, those pigs milked her for all she was worth. But kalika still had this HUGE problem and this HUGE mess...

Jingles · #38 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

so it just made sense to call that hunk of man - Mr........

Chet · #39 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

Giggles who would tickle and tickle her until she pissed all over his face, while the wolf, RJ and Long dong watched and jerked off

**MC Hammered** · #40 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

and this entire time a video of this was being made by

Jingles · #41 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

our close friend and everyone's favorit DJ Captain Theo

**MC Hammered** · #42 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

Theo was going to a closeup of the action when

meth0dical · #43 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

his right hand man McHammered..

**MC Hammered** · #44 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

yelled "You can't touch this!!"

Chet · #45 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

and whipped out his dong
and started doing the helicopter

**MC Hammered** · #46 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

and while doing the helicopter the shaft suddenly bent

bungoshlung · #47 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

sideways and broke right off

Chet · #48 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

again
so he went to walmart to get another one at a friendly price

Jingles · #49 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

fortunately there was the cucumber from earlier - so Kalika offered it in place of the now broken shaft

**MC Hammered** · #50 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

so using the Kraft Ceasar dressing as lube...