why scratching your nuts is better then the punk scene

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

-it makes one so content reaching that golden goal
-it's warm
-you don't have to worry about someonen crashing into you
-gives you an excuse to touch yourself...like you need one :toasted:
-serves a practical purpos ; makes your zipper not useless (access)

enough said.

Cdn_Brdr · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

9 out of 10 people are stunned by the length of my nose hair

Mr.Dave · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

*gasp*

shorerider · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

right you are, Ken.

Clayton. · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Goat
-it makes one so content reaching that golden goal
-it's warm
-you don't have to worry about someonen crashing into you
-gives you an excuse to touch yourself...like you need one :toasted:
-serves a practical purpos ; makes your zipper not useless (access)

enough said.

HaHaHaHaHa nice.

Dean · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

hahahahaha

Mc*Phee · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

I guess I'll never beable to feel the sensation :(
lol oh well

Bevvy Swift · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

poor you, eh? damn that feels good......

Iokua · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 03

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at my face again...

L2-da-izzay · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 03

hey max,you know you can go to the3 clinic and get something for that itch! :284:

Cdn_Brdr · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 03

Did you know that the average male scratches himself 98.4 times per day?

and they say that any more than 3 times is playing with it....

ebbomega · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 03

"Oh, come on, you were cleaning yourself five seconds ago, now you're just on vacation."
- Stewie, Family Guy.

Iokua · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 04, 03

I love family guy!!! That's awsome!
:tounge1:

Veni*C · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 04, 03

wow...im really missin out here on not being a guy
:kam:

MistressSpankME · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 05, 03

^yeah but we have titties...

mmm titties.

They aren't the best for scratching but they sure can be fun to grasp, carress, bounce etc. They are a much more versatile plaything in my opinion.

However, I'll admit I'd constantly be making testicle brains with my balls if I had any.

Cdn_Brdr · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 05, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
They aren't the best for scratching but they sure can be fun to grasp, carress, bounce etc. They are a much more versatile plaything in my opinion.

Are you crazy!?!? I can do all that plus more with my fuckstick missy!!! Fuckstick is such a nasty word don't you think? Who wants to play with mah fuckstick.... fuckstick fuckstick fuckstick fuckstick fuckstick fuckstick!!!!

And you want versatility?? I can do it in two places to boot...big poppa AND the children! :kam:

crookedking · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

ok that last one was just weird.