jizzing on the wall?

[Antenna_Boy]

it was an accident, i swear. :) better in the hand then on the carpet..u know how those stains glow under the black light... :sick:

[cheebus420]

kelster you honestly start the most fucked up posts. i click on them just to see whats next.

:keebler:

[Kelster]

Originally posted by crookedking
you'd jack off into your hand?? that's weird...even coming from you.

where do you normaly cum (aside from the wall that is)???

Originally posted by Antenna_Boy


Jacking off into your hand is like holding the miracle to life in the palm of your hand..just feel all those warm tadpoles squirming around in there, i swear the blob moves :toasted:

awww man..it's shit like this that makes me wish i was a boy :(

Originally posted by cheebus420
kelster you honestly start the most fucked up posts. i click on them just to see whats next.

:keebler:

hahah i feel so pressured now!

i'm normaly not this crazy, it's this flu i got...it's been fucking with me for the last 2 weeks :284:

[Antenna_Boy]

It's hard being a boy :) Easier being a MAN hahahahah :kam:

[Lunch Box]

i myself, cannot speak for the rest of the guys, however, i prefer to aim for major appliances rather tha teh walls... (fridge, stove, t.v. etc.)

[Antenna_Boy]

Have you tried a wood stove when it's really hot from the fire inside?^^^

[Magi]

Originally posted by Kelster
this is news to me...is it regular practice for boys too jizz all over the walls?!?!?

no.



not for me atleast. That's just :sick:

But every guy has his own method for "cleanup" shall I say...

but seriously, IF any of my spermies were to hit any part of my bedroom or any of my posessions,, it's sterilize with blowtorch time, or flush down toilet time, or throw it in the back alley time.

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by Antenna_Boy
Have you tried a wood stove when it's really hot from the fire inside?^^^

O SHIT YEAH.. IMA GO STOKE THE FIRE RIGHT NOW.. SWEET :c-tard: *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns

[Antenna_Boy]

ROFL!!!!! hahah, gotta love the after smell of burnt spooch. Imagine what would happen if you blew your cum into those sauna rocks....heheheh :kam:

[crookedking]

[quote]Originally posted by Kelster
[b]

where do you normaly cum (aside from the wall that is)???




uhh in a chick?

edit-or in the toilet.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME


as in.... The guy is with a girl, or more specifically, cuming on a girl, and it misses :P

happened to me a couple of times.

but i've never hit the wall.

[Akeel]

i like to cum on a flat surface......

then chop it up into lines and snort it.

[Kelster]

Originally posted by Antenna_Boy
It's hard being a boy :) Easier being a MAN hahahahah :kam:

how would you know?

[quote]Originally posted by crookedking
[b]

Originally posted by Kelster


where do you normaly cum (aside from the wall that is)???




uhh in a chick?

edit-or in the toilet.

how bout in the shower? i'd imagine most guys bate in the shower..

[crookedking]

YOU'RE ASKING FOR PRIVATE INFORMATION ABOUT MY NO SPOT!

[Antenna_Boy]

bating is better in the bathtub...a really warm watered bathtub :smoke1:

[crookedking]

lol@watered bathtub

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by Skitzo_Style


happened to me a couple of times.

but i've never hit the wall.

hhmm.. well it's happened when I was with a guy before. Maybe it just had too much power and ricochet off me! We were pretty near to the wall though, and it gave us quite the giggle afterwards.
It was also cleaned up too, so I dont know wtf these people In Kelly's rental house were up to.

[Antenna_Boy]

if there was no gravity, instead of paint balling, play some snow balling :sick:

[Scarface]

Heres a target.

[miss.myra]

Hasn't anyone seen happiness?

It makes a great picture mounter, screw sticky tack. haha

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME


as in.... The guy is with a girl, or more specifically, cuming on a girl, and it misses :P

FYI :smoke1:

[dj wackk]

yes, yes, jizzing on the walls can be fun but your trully not a man until you can jizz on the ceiling while lying on your bed.......now thats fuckin talent! also try jizzing in your roomates socks, be prepared to laugh your ass off!


ps. its not called jizzing anymore its called skeeting! " skeet skeet skeet skeet mo fucker!"-lil jon

[DiZz_E]

i like to jizz on vaginal walls

[dj wackk]

Originally posted by DiZz_E
i like to jizz on vaginal walls

ssssooooooooooooooo, how many kids do you have?????

[jib monkey]

i jizz under my mattress..you should see the fungus