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View Poll Results: Thru the opening, or over the boxers?
I utilize my undergarment's front door feature 8 47.06%
Nah, I prefer to just pull em down a bit and go over 9 52.94%
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Old Mar 20, 04
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The Underwear convenience opening.

From the 'Questions some wonder, but never ask' Chronicles...

So, virtually every pair of men's underwear come with an opening in the front so you can whip your member out without touching the elastic waistband. However, I've always preferred just pulling the boxers down sufficiently to let loose above the boxers. A little less confined. I always wondered, do other people use these openings? Or do others just disregard it, and pull the boxers down for the pee-pee event? I personally wish they didn't have the openings, so if I do decide to whip my pants off in public, I don't have to worry about my wee-wee poking out, ruining the confidence of all the other men around.

So.. do you use the opening?

Girls don't get to vote, as they don't get the option of enjoying the underwear opening option.
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Old Mar 20, 04
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sex tip - leave on your underwear when humping. chicks love that shit.
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Old Mar 20, 04
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haha.fair enough.
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Old Mar 20, 04
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yeah and leave your socks on too
it's hot
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Old Mar 20, 04
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Old Mar 20, 04
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I wear boxerbriefs, most of which don't actually have a "front door"

On the pairs that do have em though, I don't bother to use it....
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Old Mar 20, 04
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Sometimes I leave the crap shorts at home and go commando underneath, less hassle when u get wasted and need to take a huge piss! Otherwise, I like the pull down effect rather than the "let's go through the cotton tunnel and reappear in the sunshine." :smoke1:
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Old Mar 21, 04
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HAHAHA!!! I bet YOU guys would be happier if WE had openings in our panties!!!
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Old Mar 21, 04
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keep it real...

keep it free ballin'
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Old Mar 21, 04
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HAHAHA!!! I bet YOU guys would be happier if WE had openings in our panties!!!
Some chicks do wear crotchless panties....or wearing nothing underneath at all. What do you wear underneathe? :kam:
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Old Mar 22, 04
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In fact, I hear if you just move the panties aside, unzip your pants and use the convenience hole, do it really fast and then walk out the door that she'll love you forever. Chicks dig romantic stuff like that.

I use the convenience hole for masturbation but don't for urination.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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what an odd question. i dont think i have ever wondered this.

i use the 'convenience opening'.
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Old Mar 23, 04
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Okay, maybe I am the only guy who's wondered. But at a current 8-8 tie, I guess it can go either way!

candytabi - Kind of, but mine wears G's and those aren't gonna even slow me down.
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Old Mar 23, 04
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I have three different modes. Boxers: of which, I use the 'hobbit hole'(lol), boxer-briefs: of which, the 'hobbit jumps the fence' and, of course, free-ballin'.


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Old Mar 23, 04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Antenna_Boy
Sometimes I leave the crap shorts at home and go commando underneath, less hassle when u get wasted and need to take a huge piss! Otherwise, I like the pull down effect rather than the "let's go through the cotton tunnel and reappear in the sunshine." :smoke1:
i would never trust myself commando when i drink.. the boxers are like ur protective layer so that u dont accidentily zip ur dick.. oh man that would be bad...
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Old Mar 27, 04
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I have not experienced that problem yet...just make sure to do the "down tuck" really well and it should be safe to assume that you will not turn your nuts into a zip-lock mechanism...that would be really painful :toasted:
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