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Old Mar 22, 04
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Dumb Bunt @ Ferry
This is a big "fuck you" to that girl I met at Ferry Corsten the other night. She has claimed the coveted position of "stupidest person I've ever known", replacing George W. Bush.

:finger:

I'm having a great convo about school, education and pedagogy with complete strangers (just like the old-skool times), and this attractive girl comes up to bum a smoke. So I figure she'd like to join the group conversation. We introduce ourselves as gentlemen, and ask if she goes to school or not. Kids, I shit you not, she replies "Why would I need to go to school - look at me, I'm fucking hot, I don't need to learn about shit" Taken aback, and as if rehearsed, every guy in that group turned away, some giggling, some just shaking their heads.

I wonder how many chicks think like that - she couldn't have been 19 and she's a gold digging wench already!

How do you say?
Hood-rat hood-rat hoochie-mama.....
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Old Mar 22, 04
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whoah. I'm dumfounded, I don't even know what to say.

That's one of the most fucking ridiculous things I've ever heard.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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Fuck whatcha heard and save the drama!

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Hood-rat hood-rat hoochie-mama.....
Props on using 2 live crew to help illustrate a point about women objectifying themselves.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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if i was a hot chick i wouldn't work or go to school either.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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if i was a hot chick i wouldn't work or go to school either.
Damn, I do both those things. Pug-fugly.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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Damn, I do both those things. Pug-fugly.
you're not a lazy person are you?
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Old Mar 22, 04
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^Ugly chicks can't afford to be.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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i don't remember you as being ugly? then again, i was pretty hosed.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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i don't remember you as being ugly? then again, i was pretty hosed.
I'm not ugly-ugly, just school ugly.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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ya ugly chicks need to save up all that extra cash for cosmetic surgery to make them look better... then they can be lazy!
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Old Mar 22, 04
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what's the difference?
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Old Mar 22, 04
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what's the difference?
School ugly isn't memorable, and gives you strange powers.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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you were ugly in highschool? is that what you're trying to tell me?

IF WE'RE GOING TO SELL OUR CHILDREN TOGETHER WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE!!!!!
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Old Mar 22, 04
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if i was a hot chick i wouldn't work or go to school either.

What makes you think that good looks create an easy lifestyle?
I'm sure anyone ugly or pretty, fat or skinny, tall or short, bald or bushy, hot or not, can be just as lazy or active as anyone else.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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you were ugly in highschool? is that what you're trying to tell me?

IF WE'RE GOING TO SELL OUR CHILDREN TOGETHER WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE!!!!!
I'M SORRY TIM I'LL TRY TO BE LESS UGLY LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN!!!
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Old Mar 22, 04
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What makes you think that good looks create an easy lifestyle?
I'm sure anyone ugly or pretty, fat or skinny, tall or short, bald or bushy, hot or not, can be just as lazy or active as anyone else.
i would find myself a shallow old man who is attracted to my womanly looks.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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I'M SORRY TIM I'LL TRY TO BE LESS UGLY LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN!!!
it's a done deal.

let's hunt us some panda cubs!
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Old Mar 22, 04
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C'est l'amour, Timotheos. I will try to find some babies to use as panda bait.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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they can't be found robyn.

we'll have to make them. call delta...it's going to be a long night.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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HOT.
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Old Mar 22, 04
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yes this is how the world works nowadays sad but true
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Old Mar 22, 04
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Y'ALL AIN'T NOTHIN BUTTA HOOCHIE MAMMA!
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Old Mar 22, 04
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if you ever work as an extra on movie sets ( It's the feces of the entertainment industry ) you'll meet a bevy of these women.
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Old Mar 24, 04
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hot chicks scare me.
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Old Mar 25, 04
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hot chicks scare me.
but its nice to tool the shit out of them! :smoke1:
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