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Old Apr 01, 04
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Pee a little first, Then fill the Cup.
Timmy, will you take me out to Swiss Chalet, to celebrate the upcoming birth of our Love Child?

I just love their Chocolate Mousse.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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you mean...nobody has told what the chocolate mousse is yet?
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Whatever do you mean?

It's Hot, Steaming, Corn-Filled Goodness.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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you know when you go to the doctor and he asks for a feces sample? and you have to poop a little into the toilet and then poop the rest into a bucket? the doctor doesn't do tests on that.

they sell it to swiss chalet.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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What?!
I've been giving Feces Samples for years!
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Old Apr 01, 04
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you might've even eaten your own shit!

that'd be worse than washing yourself in your own feces eh?
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Actually, I heard that it was good for your skin.
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really? i heard it could give you a rash.

when you give a feces sample do they ask you to wipe with a wet wipe from kfc?
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Yes! They do!

And then they liquify the feces, and give me the choice of ingesting my own Feces, or Johnny's Feces.

I usually choose my own.
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that's enough to make me want to go out for a cigarette!

it'll be drunken Times in edmonton in a couple of months my finacee.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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I simply cannot wait, My Love...

You'll be in for some good, drunkin' lovin' once you get here.

Boxing Helena really turns me on......Mmmm, Torso's.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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I simply cannot wait, My Love...

You'll be in for some good, drunkin' lovin' once you get here.

Boxing Helena really turns me on......Mmmm, Torso's.
we could even kidnap a bum, chop him up, and force him to watch us.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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this thread is soooo getting moved to the toilet bowl.

and when it does i'll complain about the unfairness of it.
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we could even kidnap a bum, chop him up, and force him to watch us.
That's hot. We should both shit into a soap dispenser, and make him wash with it aswell.
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That's hot. We should both shit into a soap dispenser, and make him wash with it aswell.
or we could invite the mob bosses over and they could make him eat it.
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Or, even better....we could have them inject the feces back into his ass with a large syringe.
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what goes out must go in!

kinda like the law of gravity :)
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Kind of. Only it's a Wiseguy, inserting a tube into your anus, and pumping feces into your body.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Kind of. Only it's a Wiseguy, inserting a tube into your anus, and pumping feces into your body.
lol instead of falling apples, it's inserting poop!
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Exactly.
But the Mob doesn't offer a KFC sanitary wipe.
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well, considering how they chop up humans and sell them to the local butcher, i'm not surprised that they wouldn't do something as hygenic as offering a wet wipe.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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They should start. What if someone got an anal infection?
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why would they care? it's not like the mob likes to make people squeal like a pig right?
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Old Apr 01, 04
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That's true.

What if you were camping in the back woods though?

Neigh Like a Horse.
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i would fight to the bitter end.

especially if the hicks made me suck a horses cock!

"it's coming out of my mouth!"
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