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Apr 14, 04
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what mojo said...get in and get out!
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Apr 14, 04
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I am bad in public washrooms for # 2 at leat
I'll use so much TP that it looks like a nest on the seat and in the bowl (no splash allowed) then wash up and get the hell out of there
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Apr 15, 04
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don't be such a baby matt pinch your loaf and get the fuck out!
funny story though: at the airport in hawaii my 16 year old bro went to the john. 5min later i entered the washroom to tell him we were getting ready to leave, but I desided to have some fun with him. I sat down in the stall beside him, began groaning, reached under the stall wall and grab his pants and pulled on 'em. The little bugger jumped a foot in the air I couldn't believe it. you have an older bro don't you matt?
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Apr 15, 04
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Let it rip.. Walk outa there proud of what you have accomplished... that, and hovering, its a skill and a half... o man the looks on ppls faces is payment enough..
they hear this *PLOP* and you walk out with a big fucking grin.. its all worth it in teh end. who cares.. its all natural, it has to be done.
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Apr 15, 04
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on a side note.. yelling "Who... Does... Number... Two... Work... For !" is always a moment of laughter...
there was once where a guy gave me props for being so vocal shitting.. i was dude.. you're fucking sick.. i was taking a shit..
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Apr 15, 04
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While I was on the ferry this last monday I decided to drop a load. I sit down at the end of a row of 8 toilet stalls. 30 seconds pass and a man sits next to my stall. 8 stalls and you have to come to my end??!!?! So I sit there without pushing anything out for a good 2 mins thinking maybe he will make the first noise. No noise. So after a good ten minutes of no noise b/w both of us I flushed the toilet and opened the door only to realize he was doing the same thing. I then ran out of the washroom never to return again. Besides pooing at home is so hot right now.
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Apr 15, 04
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the funniest is when people cough to try hide the *plop*
I KNOW WHAT YOUR'E DOING!!!!!!!!! this guy i used to live with would ALWAYS cough when he shat. then he'd light like 3 matches, which would result in me running around the house to try find the fire  my pet peeve - when someone is in the stall and you KNOW they want to pee (or crap) but they dont cause they know you'll hear it. So they just sit on the can waiting for you to leave the washroom. WTF!!!
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Apr 15, 04
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well this is a little different but it does involve a public washroom. one time me and a couple buddies were at Richmond Centre and 1 of my friends thought another one of us were in the stall so he booted the door and it flew open on to see that it wasn't my other friend but indeed was this huge black guy taking a crap. lol so we left
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Apr 15, 04
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this thread is fucking hilarious.
this girl i know (my fiancee) used to work at a golds gym in edmonton. a guy came up to her asking if any men were working. she asked if it was something she could help with. he said no. so the gentleman is helped by the buff golds gym dude, and leaves. the girl i know (my fiancee) asks what happened. the dude was in the shower washing himself with the soap that was in the dispenser...but it wasn't soap. somebody had crapped in the soap dispenser lmfao. i laugh everytime i picture some work out guys face as he realises he was washing himself with shit.
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Apr 15, 04
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but funny...so utterly funny.
edit-lol his face!!! lol i hope he didn't wash his face first. can you imagine what he'd look like when he noticed something was wrong? lol he'd look all confused, and that would change to being horrified.
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Apr 16, 04
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i was visiting a girl who lives in a all girls dorm and i needed to unload. so she told me to just use the communal girl washroom, it was about 3am on a tuesday. so i entered the stall and started doing my business. BUT then i heard a footsteps, and a girl walks in. so i pick up my feet and she walks to a stall beside me. i think the poor girl was sick, i have never heard such a violent shit. i wish i saw her face...
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