The case of elevator Assing.

magnum · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

Today, on my way up the elevator to my school. I farted. It was not your tipicle manday fart though. This motherfucker leteraly burnt my ass, and im sure the noses around. The smell was so gnarly i was holding my breath. Shoulder to shoulder the patrons of this comute un-willingly took my air. Pondering in my head, the laughter.. I was allmost ready to burst, than the elevator door opens, 7th floor. I am now at school, out of the hotbox, and thinking about those poor undeserving suits in the hellovator i created.
-Any one else create a hellovator?-do spare the details.
:enrage: <that is a burnt-hole.

magnum · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

whats up man.. ppl havnt blown ass in an elevator ?

...:sh4un:

crookedking · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

haha i let a good one go on the bus the other day! soooo many people opened windows. i acted as though it disgusted me to, and i sent suspicious glares at everyone else.

magnum · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

Holly crap man... today im fuckin stinky... in the subway, in the elevator again.. ahahaha.. and at virgin records i let one rip to clear a cd listning area.. i wanted to hear it more. haha. -
--btw the new kill bill sound track is kool.

:rave:

crookedking · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

i stood beside a guy who claimed that he made the guns and roses cd at virgin today. WAS THAT YOU?

magnum · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

no, it was him. but did you smell my aroma?
...:sh4un:

crookedking · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

i smelt no gas dude.

but next Time i'm there, and i smell something iffy i'll be thinking of you :)

inkster · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

one way that i can tell that i'm at a good rave is if i can fart and not fear social condemnation.

spunsugar · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 04

...I knew it was you that time. I just didn't want to harsh the vibe.