the FAT PEOPLE thread

[bob]

hi my name's bob and i'll be your host for the next little while... the topic on tonight's discussion is: FAT PEOPLE.

i think fat people smell and take up more space than they deserve in this world.

thoughts? comments? need a date?
are you fat? please, feel free to EAT ME.

[mystique]

BOB YOU ROCK!.....now about fat people.......

[frogprincess]

I Am Just Big Boned Ok

[frogprincess]

The Camera Adds 10 Poundds

[frogprincess]

I Have A Thigh-roid Problem

[mystique]

whatever froggy.....you know your a hotass

[bob]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

I Am Just Big Boned Ok

you're not even big boned OK friend.

i'm talkin' FAT, like... not just block the sun, but EAT IT too...

[mystique]

why cant they join a gym.....in fact if they join MY gym...i get a free month added on to my membership.....

[bob]

Originally Posted by mystique

in fact if they join MY gym...i get a free month added on to my membership.....

not if they EAT IT first.

[bob]

yes, i meant EAT IT as in EAT the month.

[Scarface]

It's glandular.

I eat because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I eat.

It's a vicious cycle.

[mystique]

yes that is true, they may eat the month...I know an enormously fatty fat fat chick....and she had that special stomach surgery so as she could lose some of her fatness......however after she lost about a hundred pounds she goes and gets a job at dairy queen......and fatty gains back all the fat and then some......what a waste

[Goat]

I'm fatter than all you.
See, if it ever comes down to survival like battle royalle to the death in the middle of no-where, ima eat all you skinny bitches.
You ever get hit by a fat person? it's slow, but we got momentum and lard behind that punch.
Ima fuckin dutch oven your ass, NUCLEAR WINTER BITCHES!
If we ever run out of food, all's we gotta do is saw off a roll and bake it in the oven. what'you do, you starve.
The odds are greater that a fat person is gonna survive gettin hit by a car, impact distributed through fat.

you got nothing on us fat people!

WHUT!?

[bob]

please max,
i had you on your knees begging not to crush your fat skull with a plastic patio chair.

[mystique]

umm, sounds like your bitter.....YOU COULD JOIN MY GYM!....just dont eat the month

[bob]

he's a goat, and he's from langley...
he'll eat anything that starts with the letter M

[bob]

why do you think fat people are always moaning "mmmmmmmmmm..."

[mystique]

yes luckily I have had the good fortune to get to know max.....i think all the moaning.....its hunger pains...obviously

[bob]

max lived with me for a month
he sat on jovi's chair AND BROKE IT!
haha i just remembered that

[Goat]

Originally Posted by bob

please max,
i had you on your knees begging not to crush your fat skull with a plastic patio chair.

i was 120 pounds @ the time bitch. you had a 20 pound advantage on me.
i've eaten since then.

Don't fuck with me. i'll knock you out with my tits.

[mystique]

OMG...you guys are too much....my stomach hurts from laughing so much ever since Bob started this most lovely thread

[Goat]

^who are you?

[~god~]

JARED THE SUBWAY GUY CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT.

...though the left one has a lotta callories..hhmm.. hassle...

[bob]

yea max is so damn FAT he tried to ask the neighbour for a pair of pliers, but the guy couldn't hear him cuz his voice was too damn FAT

[mystique]

oh max....its me....Bill Cosby...or have you forgotten so soon