the SMELLY PEOPLE thread

[bob]

hi, welcome back... for those of you who don't know, i'm bob.

i hate smelly people.

this homeless guy just knocked on my door and asked if he could use my phone. i told him "my parents are in the shower and i'm not allowed to talk to strangers". he wandered off to my butch lesbian neighbour's house.

anyways, this guy smelled BAD.

[Kelster]

sick! do bums do that in surrey!?!? augh :(

[InSoMnIaK*]

you should have got out the hose and soaked him, I little water might help the situation......

here is a question....who would a bum actually phone??????

[Sariel]

^^
A dealer? A bum friend who has a cell (get a lot of those in Victoria)? A 1-900 number for some bum lovin?

[InSoMnIaK*]

^^^ahahahah ya his long lost hobo friend from Quebec

[mystique]

I have enough money to buy mouthwash, cologne, deoderant and perfumes.....we can put care packages together and distribue them to those who unfortunatley smell like ass....*my way of giving back to the community*

[crookedking]

maybe he was looking for a malenky bit of the old in-out in-out with you eh droogie?

[Kelster]

Originally Posted by InSoMnIaK*

you should have got out the hose and soaked him, I little water might help the situation......

here is a question....who would a bum actually phone??????

family? friends?

bums are humans, you know.

[Belms]

I always smell after a good night of drinkin. *thumbs up*

[~god~]

bob stinks.

[No trace]

Originally Posted by InSoMnIaK*

you should have got out the hose and soaked him, I little water might help the situation......

no ive tried it creates a smell worse then wet dog.

[No trace]

Originally Posted by mystique

I have enough money to buy mouthwash, cologne, deoderant and perfumes.....we can put care packages together and distribue them to those who unfortunatley smell like ass....*my way of giving back to the community*

they would drink the mouthwash, eat the deoderant, and burn the perfume for heat (or drink it as well if the mouthwash didnt do the trick...)

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by ~god~

bob stinks.

He actually smells really good..that was one of the first things I noticed about him.

And I remember those things, because I'm petty like that.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by crookedking

maybe he was looking for a malenky bit of the old in-out in-out with you eh droogie?

crooked are fucked up enought to speak russian? cuz i you do... answer me in russian...

i'm russian.

[bob]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

He actually smells really good..that was one of the first things I noticed about him.

And I remember those things, because I'm petty like that.

that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!
wanna hook up?

[~god~]

smokers stink.

bob stinks.

[bob]

don't forget the coffee breath!

[~god~]

thats sexy.

[~god~]

bob wanna hook up?

[bob]

are you fat?

[No trace]

are you calling god fat? i think youd go straight to fat hell if you did that.

[~god~]

Originally Posted by bob

are you fat?

sorta. on my passport picture it says, "continued on the other side".

[~god~]

Originally Posted by No trace

are you calling god fat? i think youd go straight to fat hell if you did that.

no shit eh?

[bob]

gimme a pitchfork and a carton of smokes... i'll be alright down there.

[~god~]

god is phat tho...