i fart during orgasm

sebcoe · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 09, 01

:049: whenever am having sex, during my orgasm i always fart, some times it isn't very loud, but other times it actually can be quite loud, and even stinky and it is very awkquard for my partner. does any one else have this problem and know something i can do?

:035:

i am in need of help, some times i think she doesn't mind, but other times it looks like she is goign to gag or something. :175:

plur

..sebcoe..

frogprincess · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 09, 01

try cutting yourself before sex...make sure you bleed.

**kiMMie** · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 09, 01

ROFL :330:

I hope you're not being serious *snickers*

high-dee · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 09, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by sebcoe
:049: whenever am having sex, during my orgasm i always fart, some times it isn't very loud, but other times it actually can be quite loud, and even stinky and it is very awkquard for my partner. does any one else have this problem and know something i can do?

i am in need of help, some times i think she doesn't mind, but other times it looks like she is goign to gag or something. :175:

plur

..sebcoe..

Yeah, sometimes it's really gross. I know you are enjoying yourself and all, and I'm glad I can please you, but I told you, I think you need to go to a Doctor.

That's the reason I dumped you by the way.

plur!

Gilkayo · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

maybe you should try squeezing your ass cheeks together when you come..haha i dunno...maybe you just get really relaxed n stuff

Pegasus · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

makes sense to me...

nigel · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 10, 01

If you'd just keep stuff out of there in the first place you wouldn't get so loose.

But you can plug it with PLUR if you can't find a spare tire

Rytalin · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 11, 01

have you ever farted while taking it in the ass?
if you have, has whatever you had in your ass rocketed out of it really fast?

that would actually be really funny.

diva · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

I don't have quite the same problem...But once my partner and I had lots of really hard doggy style and when i rolled over onto my back i let out one of those really loud pussy farts (queefs?)
i started laughing and more farting ensued. *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *giggle* *fart!*

But yeah, i'm lucky those ones don't smell, eh? :135:

Wheeeeeeeee!

D · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

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Originally posted by diva
I don't have quite the same problem...But once my partner and I had lots of really hard doggy style and when i rolled over onto my back i let out one of those really loud pussy farts (queefs?)
i started laughing and more farting ensued. *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *giggle* *fart!*

But yeah, i'm lucky those ones don't smell, eh? :135:

Wheeeeeeeee!

heheh...

that happens almost every time I have sex with a girl :160:

HAHA :355:

Cowboy · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 01

sebcoe....
hehe...maybe getting sexually aroused causes u to want to have a bowel movement.....i don't know im guessing....
so my solution would be either excuse urself during and step outside to let one rip,....or take the time beforehand and take a fuckin shit....what would be worse...farting while getting a bj....or shittin all over the sheets and her while shes down there......

and if u ever find a woman that likes it when u release flatulence when u have an orgasm....hold on tight to her brother and NEVER let her go...shes a fuckin keeper thats for sure.....

corrie

sebcoe · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 14, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by Cowboy
sebcoe....
hehe...maybe getting sexually aroused causes u to want to have a bowel movement.....i don't know im guessing....
so my solution would be either excuse urself during and step outside to let one rip,....or take the time beforehand and take a fuckin shit....what would be worse...farting while getting a bj....or shittin all over the sheets and her while shes down there......

and if u ever find a woman that likes it when u release flatulence when u have an orgasm....hold on tight to her brother and NEVER let her go...shes a fuckin keeper thats for sure.....

corrie

i don't know what it is. i sort of like it, it adds to my orgasms when i fart during it, it's sort of like a bonus i guess. i've only actually had feces come out one time and i covered it with the pillow before she saw, but i think she smelt it. i bet more of you have this problem, and are just embarrassed to admit it.

oh well, plur.

..sebcoe..

Pennywise · #13 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 07

hahhahahhahhahaa

Cowboy · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 06, 07

weird....thats from a really long fucking time ago...that post is over five years old...lurker!

t-skywalker · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 31, 07

oh my......

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White><Light · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 06, 07

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Originally Posted by high-dee

Yeah, sometimes it's really gross. I know you are enjoying yourself and all, and I'm glad I can please you, but I told you, I think you need to go to a Doctor.

That's the reason I dumped you by the way.

plur!

the best thing you can do for a man is to learn to love his gas

*family guy*

SEAN! · #18 (**permalink**) Aug 14, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebcoe

:049: whenever am having sex, during my orgasm i always fart, some times it isn't very loud, but other times it actually can be quite loud, and even stinky and it is very awkquard for my partner. does any one else have this problem and know something i can do?

:035:

i am in need of help, some times i think she doesn't mind, but other times it looks like she is goign to gag or something. :175:

plur

..sebcoe..

i farted during a blowjob once, she just asked if i farted and kept on going.

its funny and embarrasing at the same time